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1 posted on 07/11/2005 9:37:07 PM PDT by Responsibility1st
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To: Responsibility1st

I wonder what's in the secret formula.


2 posted on 07/11/2005 9:38:45 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: Responsibility1st
Homo light

Does that mean it has half the calories of a regular homo?

/s

3 posted on 07/11/2005 9:39:17 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is the Religion of Peace, they should FIRE their PR guy!)
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To: Responsibility1st

The beer with a good head.


4 posted on 07/11/2005 9:40:29 PM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming)
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To: Responsibility1st

I cannot wait to see the SNL take on this one....


5 posted on 07/11/2005 9:41:39 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Responsibility1st

Is it a cream soda?


6 posted on 07/11/2005 9:41:42 PM PDT by RichInOC (...if you felt unclean reading that, imagine how unclean I felt writing it...)
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To: Responsibility1st

In other related news....... McCauly Caulkin is slated to star in his first adult role... as a gay mortgage banker in a movie titled 'Homo Loan'


10 posted on 07/11/2005 9:48:27 PM PDT by Armigerous ( Non permitte illegitimi te carborundum- "Don't let the bastards grind you down")
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To: Responsibility1st
And I thought it was......
11 posted on 07/11/2005 9:49:51 PM PDT by traumer
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To: Responsibility1st
To save the Earth from wasting precious rubber & latex resources, all cans & bottles will be shaped like certain...ahem..."devices".

A portion of the sales will go towards further destroying the Boy Scouts of America

To properly open the can or bottle, you must first jerk it back & forth in a rapid, repetitive motion.

Look forward to additional flavors representing all the colors of the rainbow...

Next up on the menu, special hot dogs served with a special...uhhh...I better not go there. Yechhh...

>;)

17 posted on 07/11/2005 10:00:42 PM PDT by kromike
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To: Responsibility1st

It'll only come in cans.


18 posted on 07/11/2005 10:01:01 PM PDT by martin_fierro (</obvious>)
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To: Responsibility1st
It probably tastes just like poop - literally. I wouldn't touch it without disinfecting my hands afterwords.
19 posted on 07/11/2005 10:02:57 PM PDT by concerned about politics ("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
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To: Responsibility1st

No, this is a joke, right? A soda is going to make the homosexual lifestyle more acceptable?


28 posted on 07/11/2005 10:27:37 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (As long as Dean's the head of the D-N-C, it just looks better for the G-O-P!!)
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To: Responsibility1st
NORWEGIAN homosexuals are set to launch their own soda brand, "Homo light", at an upcoming gastronomic festival,

And we all know these guys are most festive at the END of all things gastronomic...

Pear-flavored and pink, "Homo Light"...

So that's what c--k tastes like. Pears!!! Whodathunkit? I mean, not that I ever wanted to know, or anything...Uh...I'm gonna go now... Gotta hot date with a lady...That's right, the ladies love me, and I looooove the ladies...All about chicks here!!! Uh... OK, I'm definitely gonna go now, and do some manly things.

35 posted on 07/11/2005 11:02:24 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: Responsibility1st

Homo Light. No fluid in the bottle, just a weiner.


37 posted on 07/11/2005 11:13:34 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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To: Responsibility1st

The only drink that opens from the bottom....


38 posted on 07/11/2005 11:21:55 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (Visit Club Gitmo - The World's Only Air-Conditioned Gulag.)
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To: Responsibility1st
"Homo light" - egads, talk about redundancy.

And sorry if this is redundant. I'm too tired to read the whole thread right now.

42 posted on 07/11/2005 11:40:37 PM PDT by JZdiablo
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To: Responsibility1st

Oh yuck, I want to know who put "down our throats" in the keywords.


43 posted on 07/11/2005 11:41:46 PM PDT by JZdiablo
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To: Responsibility1st; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
I thought that was Coors.
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

46 posted on 07/12/2005 12:04:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Responsibility1st

LOL, the comments to this are truly hilarious!


48 posted on 07/12/2005 2:40:36 AM PDT by jocon307 (Can we close the border NOW?)
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To: Hottie Tottie

ping


49 posted on 07/12/2005 12:25:54 PM PDT by WKB (A closed mind is a good thing to lose.)
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To: Responsibility1st

When do they come out with Lemon Homo?


52 posted on 07/13/2005 3:56:21 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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