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The FRIDAY THREAD from the FReeper Canteen ~ FRIDAY, the 13th! ~ Friday, May 13, 2005!
The Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen | May 13, 2005

Posted on 05/12/2005 7:46:57 PM PDT by tomkow6

 
 
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...walk under ladders?....throw salt over your shoulder?.....black cat cross your path?.....lucky horse shoes?......Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home......Skin Of Your Teeth?.........3 lights on a match?......did you drop the scissors?....were you singing before seven?.... did you bite you tongue?...

Are you superstitious?

It's Friday the 13th
with so much to dread.
Some people ignore it
and just stay in bed.

Silly Superstitions

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder. This came from the early Christian belief that a leaning ladder formed a triangle with the wall and ground. You must never violate the Holy Trinity by walking through a triangle, lest you be considered in league with the devil. (And you all know what good Christians did to people they suspected of being in league with the devil.)

Beware of Friday the Thirteenth. Those who know about these things, inform us that Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden on a Friday, Noah's flood started on a Friday, and Christ was crucified on a Friday. Christians also noted that twelve witches plus one devil are present at Satanic ceremonies so Friday and 13 make a deadly combination.

God Bless You. During the sixth century, it was customary to congratulate people who sneezed because they were expelling evil from their bodies. Later, when a great plague took hold of Europe, and people began sneezing violently, the Pope passed a law. Since sneezing meant that the person was going to die of plague, people were required to bless the sneezer.

Don't spill the salt. Although some people believe that Judas spilt salt during the last supper, this claim can't be proven. Salt was a very precious expensive commodity in the middle ages. It was also used for medicinal purposes. If you spilled any, you must immediately throw it over your left shoulder to strike the nasty spirits in the eye, thus preventing sickness.

Wear a St. Christopher Medal when you travel. Historians don't believe there ever was a Saint Christopher.

Black cats are evil. In ancient Egypt, the Goddess Bast, was a black female cat. Christian priests wanted to wipe out all traces of other religions so convinced their ignorant followers to destroy the evil demons that were black cats. While they were at it, they destroyed the kindly little old ladies who cared for the cats believing them to be witches.

Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home. It is bad luck to kill a ladybug because it represents the Virgin Mary.

Pie In The Sky. Of course, this means to search for the impossible dream but it originated in the early 1900's. A famous labor organizer named Joe Hill was extremely critical of the clergy's treatment of slaves. He wrote a tune called 'The Preacher and the Slave" accusing the clergy of making false promises of a better life in heaven while people starved on earth. The song goes: 'Work and pray, live on hay. You'll get pie in the sky when you die. That's a lie!'

Skin Of Your Teeth. This saying means to barely escape from a harrowing situation. It comes from Job 19:20, where God inflicts all sorts of terrible things on one of those who love him. Poor Job had all his animals stolen, his children die, his house collapse and his body covered with sores. Job has this to say; "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth."

Fleshpot. - Today 'fleshpot' describes decadence. In the time of Moses, it was a large pot in which to boil meat. Somehow, preachers managed to change the meaning to scare their flock about 'sins of the flesh'.

To make a scapegoat. - The poor scapegoat gets the punishment for everyone else's mistakes. God condoned this cruelty to animals in Leviticus 16:7-10 "And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the Lord, and the other for the scapegoat." The scapegoat got to escape, and carry the tribe's sins into the wilderness, to be eaten by some animal instead of being offered alive as a sacrifice for the Lord.


Get a rabbit's foot, a 4-leaf clover
or even a horseshoe.
If you think that might help,
it could always be true.


But no matter how much it
seems like an unlucky time,
It isn't any fun
to sit home and whine.

So, I've only got one thing to say...

Do YOU have any SUPERSTITIONS?????

Material posted is not meant to offend ANYONE!



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To: StarCMC


81 posted on 05/12/2005 8:57:49 PM PDT by Radix (Having the best Free Republic Tag Lines since...what time is it anyhow?)
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To: MeekOneGOP
Good morning, Meekie, and thanks for my cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows. Supposed to rain yesterday, but not yet. Maybe today.


82 posted on 05/12/2005 8:57:59 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: StarCMC

Hiya Star!

Im saying good nights sooo I'll see you soon.... ;)


83 posted on 05/12/2005 8:59:12 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Radix

I might hafta make some pancakes from scratch in the morning. I'm getting a hankerin'!


84 posted on 05/12/2005 8:59:31 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: mylife

Well hi-bye to you too! :o)

Rest well!

*HUGS!*


85 posted on 05/12/2005 9:01:05 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: StarCMC

(((Star)))


86 posted on 05/12/2005 9:02:45 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Old Sarge



87 posted on 05/12/2005 9:05:12 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
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To: All

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are, God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

BLESS THIS HOUSE
 Bless this house O Lord we pray; Make it safe by night and day; 
Bless these walls so firm and stout, Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright, Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within, keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we May dwell O Lord with thee. 
(Click on graphics for music)


88 posted on 05/12/2005 9:08:10 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: bentfeather

89 posted on 05/12/2005 9:10:43 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: mylife
Good night and sweet dreams, my. Thank you for helping make the Canteen a fun place for our troops. And thank you for your service to this great nation.


90 posted on 05/12/2005 9:12:28 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MoJo2001

LOL!!!


91 posted on 05/12/2005 9:13:09 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: StarCMC

92 posted on 05/12/2005 9:15:43 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; bentfeather; HiJinx; tomkow6; Radix; Spotsy; ...
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp

Going out to BIGLOOK! Dance the night away! :o)


93 posted on 05/12/2005 9:16:29 PM PDT by StarCMC (Free tagline courtesy of JesseJane!)
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To: tomkow6; Kathy in Alaska; Jet Jaguar; bentfeather; All
Who defends us?

The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired,tight-muscled kid, who,under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared for work,and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's..but he has never collected unemployment, either.

He's a recent high school graduate, he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting for him when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm Howitzer.

He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now then when he was at home, because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a rifle in 30 seconds and reassemble it in less time in the dark.

He can recite you the nomenclature of a machine gun or grenade launcher and use either one effectively, if he must.

He digs foxholes and latrines and can apply first aid like a professional. He can march until he is told to stop, or stop until he is told to march. He obeys orders instantly and without hesitation, but he is not without spirit or individual dignity. He is self-sufficient. He has two sets of fatigues:he washes one and wears the other. He keeps his canteens full and his feet dry. He sometimes forgets to brush his teeth but never to clean his rifle,

He can cook his own meals, mend his own clothes, and fix his own hurts. If you are thirsty, he'll share his water with you; if you are hungry, his food. He'll even split his ammunition with you in the midst of battle when you run low. He has learned how to use his weapons like they were his hands.

He can save your life-or take it, because that is his job. He will often do twice the work of a civilian, draw half the pay and still find ironic humor in it all. He has seen more suffering and death than he should have in his short lifetime.

He has stood atop mountains of dead bodies, and helped create them. He has wept in public and in private, for friends who have fallen in combat and is unashamed. He feels every note of the National Anthem vibrate through his body while at rigid attention, while tempering the burning desire to "square-away" those around him, who haven't bothered to stand, remove their hat, or even stop talking. In an odd twist, day in and day out, far from home,he defends their right to be disrespectful. Just as did his Father, Grandfather, and Great grandfather, he is paying the price for our freedom.

Beardless or not, he is not a boy. He is an American Fighting Man that has kept this country free for over 200 years. He has asked for nothing in return, except our friendship and understanding.

Remember him, ALWAYS..for he has earned our respect and admiration with his blood..and we have women over there in danger, doing their part in this tradtion of going to war when out Nation calls us to do so...

As you go to bed tonight, remember this...

Author unknown


94 posted on 05/12/2005 9:21:08 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
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To: StarCMC

It's just a jump to the left.....lol


95 posted on 05/12/2005 9:21:13 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: StarCMC

The Legend of Billie Jean. :)


96 posted on 05/12/2005 9:21:34 PM PDT by TheBigB ("So you're saying...there's a treasure map...on the back of...the Declaration of Independence?")
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To: Old Sarge

Evenin', Sarge! How are you doing?


97 posted on 05/12/2005 9:22:28 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Ah, spring. Such as it is.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Outstanding Ms. B~!


98 posted on 05/12/2005 9:22:43 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Excellent reminder, ms b. God bless and keep safe our military, wherever they are around the globe.


99 posted on 05/12/2005 9:25:18 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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100 posted on 05/12/2005 9:26:23 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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