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Michelle Malkin: The Wonkette-ization of Laura Bush
Michelle Malkin ^ | May 3, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/03/2005 2:10:11 PM PDT by EveningStar

Most of Mrs. Bush's humor at the correspondents' dinner was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But I think the stripper and horse jokes were totally beneath her.

Just put it to the other-shoe test: If it were Teresa Heinz Kerry standing up on the dais telling the same jokes, the conservative commentariat would be buzzing for the rest of the year about what a tasteless skank she is.

(Excerpt) Read more at michellemalkin.com ...


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To: shhrubbery!; All
"Idiot" "moron" "stupid" "holier-than-thou" "bible-thumping" "Taliban-wing" "prude" "prig" "dirty-minded" "gutter guy" (LOL, I'm not sure how to reconcile the last few) --all those terms were hurled at those of us who dared to voice criticism of the First Lady's act.

They'll actually try and justify making the remarks too. I had this happen before with a certain individual who apparently took offense at someone being called a "bastard". Sure enough, a few posts up the same poster was calling people "hothead rednecks". Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy? If I do it, it's my right, but when you do it, you're being a holier-than-thou, Taliban-wing, prudish nutcase who is giving the entire GOP, the Conservative Movement, the world, and my mother a bad name. Oh, and naturally, today isn't nearly as good as the good old days were.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who doesn't think the sky is falling. Do you think I can corner the market on buquas before the Taliban takes this place over, by the way?

241 posted on 05/03/2005 3:49:57 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: WireAndWood
I really have to wonder if anyone would have taken offense if we had not had the Clintons as the former administration. I think they tainted the White House so badly.
242 posted on 05/03/2005 3:50:34 PM PDT by Paul Atreides (FACT: More atrocities have been perpetrated with a hot glue gun, than with a hand gun)
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To: Melas
You just said a mouth full there. This is truly proof positive that the liberal mindset that everyone has the right to not be offended has spread well into certain conservative corners.

Or perhaps it's proof positive that the sheeple mentality has crept into the Republican party along with the anti-Christian mentality. You know, the mentality that says if someone disagrees with me on whether a flipping joke was appropriate, they must be a bad sheeple and should be shot down as a member of the evil religious right?
243 posted on 05/03/2005 3:51:53 PM PDT by Cherokee Conservative (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary - Jefferson)
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To: MamaB
She doesn't get the joke either. Bet she has never lived in the country or if she did, it was not for long or she would have heard that joke.

Having "lived in the country," or not having lived in the country. Having heard that "old joke," or not having heard that "old joke." None of that is a prerequisite for understanding that joke.

I grew up in the country. I got the joke.

And Michelle Malkin "got it" the same way I did.

No, it's not the worst thing in the world that Laura Bush told some lewd and tasteless jokes. It'll blow over and it won't be what GWB will be remembered for. But it might be what Laura is remembered for.

(If you doubt that, think about what Betty Ford is remembered for. Betty Ford too was a Republican president's wife who became a Media Darling ... because she defied that, oh, "prudish" or "priggish" or "uptight" conservative image. Betty Ford was "hip" and "with it." Yeah, baby.)

244 posted on 05/03/2005 3:52:45 PM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: EveningStar

God, this is such BS! I never realized how many humorless, tight-assed, blue-nosed, a-holes were on FR. And until today, I liked Michelle Malkin. Hard to believe some guy in the stinking NYT gets it and so many "conservatives" don't have a single clue.


245 posted on 05/03/2005 3:53:14 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: EveningStar
I've stayed out of this discussion until now. This is just another example of the double-standard between the left and right.

This is why Bill Clinton can have affairs and the Democrats defend the indefensible, but Newt Gingrich and Bob Livingston have to step down from their positions.

This is why Bill Bennett gets a bad rap for gambling, which is legal.

This is why the Left always excuses Democrat behavior but dwells on Republicans, because Democrats don't profess "family values" the way the Right does, so it's okay to anguish over Republicans but dismiss Democrats.

The people who are offended by the remarks have to realize that their "offense" is being manipulated by the Left to drive a wedge into the Right. The Left (IMHO) is not nearly as offended by the remarks as their editorializing would have you think.

-PJ

246 posted on 05/03/2005 3:53:19 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: Wallace T.
It also encourages those people in Republican ranks who wish to silence the voices of conservative Christians in the party.

Hey, Wally! You best read these threads more closely.

The vast majority of "conservative Christians" had no problem with any of what Laura said.

That's why Dobson and Robertson and Bauer and even Pat Buchanan have chosen discretion.

Malkin's a granny, on her best day, so no surprise her nose is twisted out of joint.

You best enroll in the National Auxilary for the Godly Serious (NAGS, for short). They need your leadership.

247 posted on 05/03/2005 3:53:40 PM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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To: what's up

I missed the horse joke. Can you post it for me? thanks.


248 posted on 05/03/2005 3:55:18 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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To: oceanview

"letting the First Lady do this"??? Since when are you in charge of what Laura Bush says? Since when is some "angry 74 year old evangelical gramdmother who called into Micheal Savage yesterday" in charge of Mrs. Bush?


249 posted on 05/03/2005 3:56:31 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: EveningStar

I thought Laura was hilarious, and I wasn't offended by anything she said. But then I'm just one of those heathen, earthy, crude West Texas gals who understands the horse/cow joke and knows it has nothing to do with sex or beastiality - and the joke is about a hundred years old.

Having grown up all my life around ranchers, farmers, and truckers in my family, all the jokes seemed rather tame to me, and were hilarious because they were so absurd. Dollars to donuts, Laura has never seen "Desparate Housewives" and the thought of her going to Chippendale's is totally ludicrous - that's why it's so funny.

I just cannot get my mind around all the hysteria and histrionics about this. If people choose to be offended, so be it. When it comes to humor, to each his own - whatever floats your boat. But to read anything into this more than just a difference in opinion about humor to me is silly.

Much ado about nothing.


250 posted on 05/03/2005 3:57:30 PM PDT by Texas Deb
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To: Xenalyte

"When we went out of town last year to attend a friend's wedding, I was prohibited from talking politics unless someone else brought up the topic first"

LOL....been there done that, bought the T-shirt!


251 posted on 05/03/2005 3:57:35 PM PDT by Primetimedonna
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To: kpp_kpp
if someone is offended by something and another is no then obviously the person offended is in the wrong, right?

No, everybody has the right to be offended "Unalienable Rights: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Offendness"

252 posted on 05/03/2005 3:57:40 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Thank your God if your society celebrates tolerance at the expense of moral correctness)
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To: AZ_Cowboy
I had this happen before with a certain individual who apparently took offense at someone being called a "bastard". Sure enough, a few posts up the same poster was calling people "hothead rednecks".

That was me. And there is no equivalency in the terms, especially when you and others were so sophomorically gleeful in labeling small children "bastards."

It was the "redneck" term that got under your skin? Am I right?

253 posted on 05/03/2005 3:57:54 PM PDT by sinkspur (If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.)
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To: alwaysconservative
I never expected a "live and let live" conservative (a real one, that is), to be so indignant. Most of the conservatives I know have excellent senses of humor!

That's my experience as well. Some stuff is just funny because it's funny. Life is not a 24/7 church service.

And Laura's short comedy speech was funny, not only because it was so well-delivered. Self-deprecating humor is some of the funniest stuff out there, and she made fun of both herself and her husband along with a few other good friends.

I don't personally know of anyone who was offended by it. It wasn't a huge topic of conversation at the office, but all my conservative friends thought she was great.

254 posted on 05/03/2005 3:58:00 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Mears

bfl


255 posted on 05/03/2005 3:58:13 PM PDT by Mears (Keep the government out of my face!)
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To: Cherokee Conservative
Or perhaps it's proof positive that the sheeple mentality has crept into the Republican party along with the anti-Christian mentality. You know, the mentality that says if someone disagrees with me on whether a flipping joke was appropriate, they must be a bad sheeple and should be shot down as a member of the evil religious right?

BINGO!

I didn't really pay much attention to the jokes, and of course the horse joke was aimed at making fun of the city slickers. What bothers me in this debate is the savagrey aimed at those who disagree on the appropriateness of the content.

256 posted on 05/03/2005 3:58:52 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: mystery-ak

LOL!! I have seen you beating your head against a wall on a few threads about this. I think the very definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Let's face it, you can't teach someone a sense of humor. I thought she was funny, and it still makes me chuckle when I think about the jokes. Ah, to be able to reference my mother in law as Don Corleone as a "joke"!! I use the quotations only for MY mother in law. Oh well, we get the humor in what she said and took it as just that.

I will admit if Hillary did it, I would still have thought it was funny. I just wouldn't have acknowledged it in public. :)


257 posted on 05/03/2005 3:59:37 PM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (OK people, the phrase is I could NOT care less, not I could care less. Get it right!!)
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To: ozzymandus
God, this is such BS! I never realized how many humorless, tight-assed, blue-nosed, a-holes were on FR. And until today, I liked Michelle Malkin. Hard to believe some guy in the stinking NYT gets it and so many "conservatives" don't have a single clue.

My how they eat their own when the sheeple stray and don't agree on a joke. If you don't agree with ozzymandus on all things humor you're no longer a conservative and should be prepared for a rabid name calling rant and much drool and bile. Am I reading the DUmmie FUnnies????
258 posted on 05/03/2005 3:59:53 PM PDT by Cherokee Conservative (The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary - Jefferson)
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To: Peach
Pay no attention to the extremist nut jobs bashing Laura Bush. They are a tiny embarrassing fringe who apparently have absolutely nothing better to do.
259 posted on 05/03/2005 4:00:03 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: ozzymandus

I think you're correct. 100%.


260 posted on 05/03/2005 4:00:47 PM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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