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Archaeologist Finds 'Oldest Porn Statue' (7,200 Years Old)
The Guardian (UK) ^ | 4-4-2005 | Krysia Diver

Posted on 04/04/2005 1:22:11 PM PDT by blam

Archaeologist finds 'oldest porn statue'

Krysia Diver in Stuttgart
Monday April 4, 2005
The Guardian (UK)

Stone-age figurines depicting what could be the oldest pornographic scene in the world have been unearthed in Germany. Archaeologists have discovered what they believe to be the 7,200-year-old remnants of a man having intercourse with a woman.

The extraordinary find, at an archaeological dig in Saxony, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in that era.

Until now, the oldest representations of sexual scenes were frescos from about 2,000 years ago.

Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, based in Dresden, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which has been named Adonis von Zschernitz. "A unique find," reported Spiegel magazine. "This is the oldest male clay figurine ever discovered in the world."

But the most amazing find came at the dig in Leipzig one month later, when Dr Stäuble found what could be the matching female figurine.

Dr Stäuble, who is due to publish a paper on his findings this year, said: "After finding Adonis, we got the team to sieve every speck of soil for a whole month. We were well rewarded because we then found fragments of a female figurine of the same size."

He added: "Adonis is bent forward and the female figure is bent forward even more.

"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her. The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."

Until now, there have been discoveries of clay models of women with large breasts and bottoms, which have always been interpreted as connected with fertility. But Adonis was the first figurine that clearly depicted male sexual organs.

"This is such an interesting discovery," said Dr Sträuble, "as these figurines are not stylistic, but realistic. They open up a gateway for historians and anthropologists to discuss whether sex really was a taboo subject in the stone age."


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KEYWORDS: archaeologist; finds; ggg; godsgravesglyphs; heteroerectus; homoerectus; oldest; porn; statue
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To: cjshapi

I must admit, it did stiffen my ... enthusiasm to post.


41 posted on 04/04/2005 2:02:37 PM PDT by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Brilliant

And here I thought you were brilliant.


42 posted on 04/04/2005 2:03:01 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Brilliant

What's this "sex" thing everyone keeps talking about?


43 posted on 04/04/2005 2:03:58 PM PDT by TheBigB (Need a thread hijacked? Call TheBigB! 24 hours a day...reasonable rates...inquire within...)
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To: Puppage

Was Helen Thomas the model for the figurine?


44 posted on 04/04/2005 2:06:55 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: TheBigB

Yeah, but Bam Bam would kick my ass handily.


45 posted on 04/04/2005 2:08:33 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: wideawake
Dr. Gunther Grossenschwanz, world-reknowned pornography expert and chairman of the Institute of Applied Erotics at Berlin University commented: "In my opinion these figurines can not be considered pornographic, because they have nothing to do with defecation."

Those Germans love their Scat don't they? Even Martin Luther was not exempt from their obsession with sh-t.

46 posted on 04/04/2005 2:08:48 PM PDT by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I dunno...any guy who wears a fur jacket? :o)


47 posted on 04/04/2005 2:09:25 PM PDT by TheBigB (Need a thread hijacked? Call TheBigB! 24 hours a day...reasonable rates...inquire within...)
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To: Junior

I'd prefer Betty AND Veronica myself!


48 posted on 04/04/2005 2:09:39 PM PDT by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: whd23
And in the same vein: Mary Ann.

I concur. LOL, same vein - nice pun.

49 posted on 04/04/2005 2:09:53 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: TheBigB
He's friggin huge!. 'Roids for sure:


50 posted on 04/04/2005 2:11:37 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance
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To: TheBigB
Well... When a mommy FReeper and a daddy FReeper love each other very much, and the power goes out so that they can't use their separate computers for the evening...
51 posted on 04/04/2005 2:13:06 PM PDT by Redcloak (But what do I know? I'm just a right-wing nut in his PJs whackin' on a keyboard..)
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To: Brilliant
"Another myth shattered... I thought sex was not invented until quite recently.

If it was, it definitely was NOT invented by Al Gore!

52 posted on 04/04/2005 2:13:38 PM PDT by albee (A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
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To: Clemenza
Why that nitwit Archie chose Cheryl Blossom is something I'll never understand.


53 posted on 04/04/2005 2:14:10 PM PDT by TheBigB (Need a thread hijacked? Call TheBigB! 24 hours a day...reasonable rates...inquire within...)
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To: blam
"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her. The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."

Or... it's just a scene depicting an early version of "freak dancing".

54 posted on 04/04/2005 2:15:52 PM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree
Was Helen Thomas the model for the figurine?

They only used her for saltpeter containers...

55 posted on 04/04/2005 2:18:29 PM PDT by LRS
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To: Semper Paratus

LOL!! Nice one...


56 posted on 04/04/2005 2:20:40 PM PDT by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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To: wideawake

This thread should have a two-drink minimum...


57 posted on 04/04/2005 2:22:16 PM PDT by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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To: Clemenza
Even Martin Luther was not exempt from their obsession with sh-t.

If you ate what the Germans eat, you'd probably be obsessed with sh-tting too...

:-)

58 posted on 04/04/2005 2:24:00 PM PDT by Max in Utah (By their works you shall know them.)
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To: blam
I always wondered how these guys knew that religion was involved - maybe Og the Caveman was just a horny little devil.

Ah, well, Stone-Age sex. I have a good friend who claims you're not really an adult until you can imagine (without retching) your parents doing it...

59 posted on 04/04/2005 2:24:21 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

"The extraordinary find, at an archaeological dig in Saxony, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in that era."
Same point, different post. Who ever proposed it was? I want names!


60 posted on 04/04/2005 2:30:03 PM PDT by DesignerChick
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