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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777

What is the most awesomely bad love song ever? The one that makes you cringe when you hear it, but you just can't turn it off. What love song makes you shake your head, roll your eyes, laugh, gag, shed a tear, or just punch something because it's so horrendously great that you love to hate it. Or is it vice versa? VH1 is counting down the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs....The kind of songs that might end a relationship rather than enhance it. You get the drift.

Join us as we count down and celebrate fantastically cheesy lyrics, the best and worst metaphors, awkward and confusing themes, and of course, those strange, misguided flukes from our favorite artists, while our team of experts help explain why we've deemed these songs so (un)worthy. We've been covering our ears, shutting off the radio, and running from the room screaming for too long. It's time to ban these songs to our awesomely bad Hall of F(Sh)ame!

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To: F16Fighter; All

Haven't read through all the posts....but if this one hasn't already been mentioned, I nominate "Goodbye Cruel World, I'm Off To Join The Circus" (I think it was sung by Paul Peterson of "The Donna Reed Show" fame). I remember my older sisters listening to it when I was in grade school.

I'm really aging myself on that one!


681 posted on 03/02/2005 3:27:10 PM PST by LisaMalia (Thank you Hollywood, your bungling helped re-elect our President!)
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To: cspackler
I have to admit, I actually had the 45 of "Billy, Don't Be a Hero".

Argggh. That reminded me of another terrible song: Run Joey Run.

BTW, Muskrat Love was written by one of the guys in the group America.

682 posted on 03/02/2005 3:27:51 PM PST by feedback doctor (Mark Sanford and Condi Rice '08)
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To: Glenmerle
Woolly Bully - Sam the Sham

I like that one too! Wooly Bully was a dance song, you couldn't keep from moving when that song came on. Gotta admit the lyrics weren't much, though.

683 posted on 03/02/2005 3:28:10 PM PST by JustaCowgirl (You have seen that life is fragile, and evil is real, and courage triumphs -- George W Bush)
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To: sully777

'BTW, I always thought Cracklin Rose was about a prostitute but Neil says it's Canadian slang for alcohol. Doesn't make sense with the alcohol explanation.'

Me too, thanks for the clarification.


684 posted on 03/02/2005 3:28:54 PM PST by msjhall
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To: JesseJane
"Now I'll have to pull out 'We'll Sing in the Sunshine' by Gail Garnett."

("We'll laugh ev'ry day-eee-eee-eee....Then I'll be on my way.")

Sound like stoners to me.

685 posted on 03/02/2005 3:29:10 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: OB1kNOb

Well, I think people are showing pity by not posting Helen Thomas gif's


686 posted on 03/02/2005 3:29:55 PM PST by sully777 (It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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To: sully777
Honey

Oh, how I hated that song! Can't wait to read th replies.

687 posted on 03/02/2005 3:30:03 PM PST by mombonn (¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

"Love Will Keep Us Together", by The Captain and Tenille.........And to my shame, I actually liked it when I was twelve."

HA! I still love it--brings back lots of memories, but unfortunately I was much older then 12 when it was popular.


688 posted on 03/02/2005 3:30:03 PM PST by mupcat
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To: the invisib1e hand

Put me down also for "Feelings". I have a negative visceral reaction whenever I hear it.


689 posted on 03/02/2005 3:32:05 PM PST by TEXOKIE (Father in Heaven, take command of America and her Mission, her leaders, her people, and her troops!)
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To: OB1kNOb
"Getting erpy is two stages before blowing chunks. It's in the throat and on it's way up!"

Rofl...

From the same song:

"You're a hot-blooded woman-child..."

Has anyone ever asked Mac Davis if he was teacher at the time? ;-)

690 posted on 03/02/2005 3:32:31 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: sully777

"I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight".


691 posted on 03/02/2005 3:34:06 PM PST by yarddog
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To: Miss Marple
"Muskrat Love" by Captain and Tenille.

LOL - my first thought! I wondered when it would be mentioned.

692 posted on 03/02/2005 3:34:35 PM PST by mombonn (¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
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To: LisaMalia
'Goodbye Cruel World, I'm Off To Join The Circus' (I think it was sung by Paul Peterson of 'The Donna Reed Show' fame)"

Don't remember THAT one, Lisa, but didn't Shelley Fabares (also from the Donna Reed Show) do a song as well?

693 posted on 03/02/2005 3:34:41 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: F16Fighter

Ain't it good
ain't it right
that you are with me
here tonight....

Rock me gently,
rock me slowly,
take it easy
don't you know
that I have never been loved like this before


694 posted on 03/02/2005 3:34:46 PM PST by msjhall
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To: F16Fighter
Sound like stoners to me.

Funny you should say that.. The lifeguard at the pool would take his lunchbreak, go to the flip-flop and towel shack, and put on We'll Sing in the Sunshine record. It would repeat 5 times (LOL!) while he was out smokin' (?) behind the showers. Naturally, since he was on 'break', EVERYONE had to get out of the pool, AND WAIT. So, we would count how many times the song had repeated, then, after #4, form a line around the the side of the pool waiting for ol' Schmoe, to get back to work!! LOL.. Yep, we were safe! We had our American Red Cross Swimmer patches sewn to our suits, so we felt fine with such supervision... hehehehe !

695 posted on 03/02/2005 3:35:54 PM PST by JesseJane
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To: mombonn

Bet you loved "Honeycomb" too!! :)

Honeycomb, won'tcha be my babeee
Honeycomb, be my gal.


696 posted on 03/02/2005 3:36:51 PM PST by JesseJane
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To: msjhall
Rock me gently,

rock me slowly,

take it easy

don't you know

that I have never been loved like this before

Yeah. From '77-'78. Andrew Gold?

697 posted on 03/02/2005 3:36:56 PM PST by F16Fighter
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To: mupcat; All

One of my big disappoinments was on another thread here, I was defending the song "Mandy" by Barry Manilow, and spouting how I named my daughter Amanda after the song. I went on and on about how sweet the lyrics were.

My rude awakening came when someone informed me that the song was written, in fact, about a guy named "Randy". They said he was Barry's significant other at the time, but didn't think the song would sell with him crooning that name, so he came up with a rhyming girl's name....:(


698 posted on 03/02/2005 3:37:23 PM PST by LisaMalia (Thank you Hollywood, your bungling helped re-elect our President!)
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To: F16Fighter; Petronski
'Tindersticks' is actually just one guy who sings very offbeat (not musically) songs. It's one of those 'ya hadda be there' things.

One of my all-time favorite songs is, again, not a love song. It has words we can all relate to, deep within our souls:

VERTIGOGO by Combustible Edison
Do yah dot'n duy
ba da dot'n duy yah
oo-ee dot'n duy.

Oo-ee zabba duy
do yah zabba dot'n
doo-ee dot'n duy.

Zoo-ee bah,dabba do yah
da da dwee-a-dabba
da da ba-da da da DWEE-a dada!

buh-dee,buh-die,buh-doy,buh-dot'n duy
buh-dee,buh-dot'n duy.

Buh-dee,buh-die,buh-doy,buh-dot'n duy
buh-dee,buh-dot'n duy.

Zoo-ee bah,dabba do yah
da da dwee-a-dabba
da da ba-da da da DWEE-a dada!

Aaaaaaaaah.
aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ah.
aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ah.
Ooh,ooh...
Oooooooooooh.
(there's more, but it's too long)

I think the only 'love' song I really like is LOVE SHACK by the B-52s. :o) I'm with Petronski as far as liking the song BRANDY and in agreement with just about everyone that the worst 'love' song is MUSKRAT LOVE.

699 posted on 03/02/2005 3:37:35 PM PST by arasina (So there.)
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To: sully777

Anything by Celine Dion. She was a favorite of my psycho ex-girlfriend (the same one who put 4 gallons of water in my truck's gas tank, then accused me of being in Aryan Nation). I wound up having to clean my ears out with punk and metal.


700 posted on 03/02/2005 3:38:43 PM PST by Fred Hayek
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