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40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs
vh-1/viacom ^ | 3-02-05

Posted on 03/02/2005 12:30:39 PM PST by sully777

What is the most awesomely bad love song ever? The one that makes you cringe when you hear it, but you just can't turn it off. What love song makes you shake your head, roll your eyes, laugh, gag, shed a tear, or just punch something because it's so horrendously great that you love to hate it. Or is it vice versa? VH1 is counting down the 40 Most Awesomely Bad Love Songs....The kind of songs that might end a relationship rather than enhance it. You get the drift.

Join us as we count down and celebrate fantastically cheesy lyrics, the best and worst metaphors, awkward and confusing themes, and of course, those strange, misguided flukes from our favorite artists, while our team of experts help explain why we've deemed these songs so (un)worthy. We've been covering our ears, shutting off the radio, and running from the room screaming for too long. It's time to ban these songs to our awesomely bad Hall of F(Sh)ame!

(Excerpt) Read more at vh1.com ...


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To: Indy Pendance
Confession time - bad songs that I secretly liked:

Woolly Bully - Sam the Sham
Little Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham
Atlantis - Donovan
Do Wah Diddy Diddy - Manfred Mann
601 posted on 03/02/2005 2:42:18 PM PST by Steve_Seattle
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To: getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
Hello,

I so agree. Sorry that your childhood was harmed by both a divorce and that stupid song. Depressing and cheesy don't begin to cover it.

It always stuck me as weird that the Number 1 song when I was born was "Satisfaction" by the Stones. (7/65). Glad to be here, MOgirl
602 posted on 03/02/2005 2:42:34 PM PST by MOgirl (My tag line is gone, how weird...)
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To: Glenmerle

That does ring a bell for me.....
I thought their version sounded like a garage band trying
to update some old song,,,,but it sounded more like...

"hey man, let's do some song from the 60's...some campy song
and do it the RIGHT way..."""

Nah,,,Leave the song alone...
you can't save it....


603 posted on 03/02/2005 2:43:04 PM PST by Getready ((...Fear not ...))
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To: cyncooper
song "Someone Saved My Live Tonight" refers to the fiance of younger days.

Trivia question: Do you know who the "someone" of the song is? His only hit in the U.S. was one of the best rock songs ever -- "Don't Try to Lay No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll." Fantastic song. From about 1970.

604 posted on 03/02/2005 2:43:27 PM PST by Glenmerle
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To: GunnyHartman

Interesting that you post Ted Nugent. Vh-1 rated Damn Yankees' song Take Me Higher as one the worst love songs, as one person put it:

"You cheated and you're writing a 'lovesong' telling the girl to get over it."

But another panelist made this comment on The Nugent

"Ted Nugent? Doing a love ballad???"


605 posted on 03/02/2005 2:43:46 PM PST by sully777 (It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
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To: TalBlack

BWWWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is SOOOOOO badd!!! ROFLMAO!!! LOL!!

Oh, this I must share... ! :)


606 posted on 03/02/2005 2:44:52 PM PST by JesseJane
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To: sully777

Haven't read thru the entire thread, but I'd be surprised not to see Blue Suede's 'Hooked on a Feelin'. Another boner from the 70s.


607 posted on 03/02/2005 2:44:59 PM PST by skeeter ("A nation without borders is not a nation" RW R)
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To: somerville

Somerville,another very strong EB's song is Bowling Green from 1967.


608 posted on 03/02/2005 2:45:30 PM PST by Riverman94610
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To: not_apathetic_anymore
I think "Afternoon delight" was from the Starland Vocal Band or some such ...

Correctemundo... And I believe it hit #1 in 1974

609 posted on 03/02/2005 2:45:53 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell)
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To: JesseJane

I bought it on vinyl along time ago...don't know if it's
even available anymore...check Rhino records website...they
do alot of cool compilation stuff...
Think, I'll go fire it up.....We gotta go now...yeah, yeah,
yeah...


610 posted on 03/02/2005 2:45:59 PM PST by Getready ((...Fear not ...))
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To: Steve_Seattle

LOL! I really think Littli Red Riding Hood is cute. It's not grossly stupid, kind of up there with the Monster Mash.


611 posted on 03/02/2005 2:46:09 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: sully777
Some kind of "Alien"
Before the opening
Simply pulls the string
And love comes walking in.
612 posted on 03/02/2005 2:46:29 PM PST by freepy smurf (In space, no one can hear your spleen.)
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To: drjimmy
Are people objecting to the song "Muskrat Love" or the cover done by Captain and Tenille?

Cuz America recorded it first

613 posted on 03/02/2005 2:46:32 PM PST by cyncooper
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To: Clemenza
"I don't know. I guess 'The Jack' qualifies."

Bwhahahah!

614 posted on 03/02/2005 2:46:35 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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To: zip
Yep! David Allen Coe did GOOD! :^D

615 posted on 03/02/2005 2:46:40 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Steve_Seattle
Woolly Bully - Sam the Sham

Aww, I like Woolly Bully! Eddie and the Hot Rods, an English punk band, did a good remake of it about 1977.

616 posted on 03/02/2005 2:47:01 PM PST by Glenmerle
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To: CitizenM

Actually that song was "Goodbye Earl", and it sounded like he 'needed killin'! LOL. Of course, I'm from the South, and that's a perfectly legitimate defense. ;o)


617 posted on 03/02/2005 2:47:24 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: international american
It certainly had NOTHING to do with "love", but

Chevy Van by Sammy Kershaw

offered just enough fetid inspiration to make one either yawn or puke, one of the two.

618 posted on 03/02/2005 2:48:04 PM PST by AmericanInTokyo (Illegal Aliens "Those Wonderful People" in Jail Now Are $1.4 Billion A Year For California Taxpayers)
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To: Steve_Seattle

YOu know, I may have missed it but we haven't heard any Carpenters songs mentioned yet either:)


619 posted on 03/02/2005 2:48:22 PM PST by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: Getready

Will do Getready!! Thanks for the tip !!

At one point a thousand years ago, I just HAD TO HAVE, 'At This Moment', by Bill and and Beaters.. Had to get it from Rhino...

I shall jump in the wayback machine, and make my way over.


620 posted on 03/02/2005 2:48:45 PM PST by JesseJane
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