Posted on 02/28/2005 8:03:26 AM PST by yankeedame
They are women, after all; so this is a surprise?
--not quite as famous as Paul Bunyan, but just as true--
Umm, cows, by definition, have no "snutzs" to cut off. But, I'm fairly certain that bulls and, especially steer, hold grudges, too...
Not sure about that, but Carnation always claimed their milk came from contented cows.
Guess cow tippers have something else to worry about now.....
If they ate the cows, where would they get the milk to feed the temple rats?
Yeah, that's my full screen name-- green "smarty pants" pastures. But it gets a little long...
Always thought it was Polled Herefords, and those would be the Herefords that voted in November, who were directly responsible for throwing off the exit polls.
Of course, when these Herefords get stuck in traffic, they're unable to honk their respective horns as they have none.
(Careful enough?)
;-)
Hadn't considered that.
Saw a guy who was on Fox (yesterday I think) who had written a book about the worst jobs you could have.
Somewhere in the top 50 was Rat Catcher In India.
What a career! For 25 rats, you too could be paid a bounty of one British Pound.
The author did NOT mention if the Rat Catcher gets to consume his victims.
Larry Lucido wrote:
So, what do you have to do to piss off a llama? Make a comment about his neck?
Your on a roll today.
Spoken like a true creationist. You assume God is necessary for the creation of BBQ sauce. I say man did it.
Man made barbecue sauce. Man invented barbecue, too! We didn't need some old guy floating in the sky to figure out how to slow-roast a pig. Think about it, and free your mind. </parody>
I like my grudge rare.
In an effort to quell the obvious cries from PETA, the supreme court should immediately rule that 'since it would be too difficult to criminalize people eating cows, in an effort to show fairness, it is legal for cows, in turn, to eat people.' They may purchase land in in order to herd the people, and contract out with any fast food chain to sell their product. Since they're so smart, they shouldn't have any trouble starting such a bold venture. It is also illegal for anyone to show outward bias or racist behavior against the cows since they are the newest minority group and protected under the civil rights amendments. They are also now eligible for welfare and other forms of government assistance as well as Socialist Security. This will of course add a new burden to the system thus accentuating the need for reforms in the system. "Cow" and "Heiffer" are now considered to be racial slurs and politically incorrect. They shall now be referred to as "uddered-Americans" or "Bovine-American."
sorry, I kind of went off there.
I don't know about emotions, but they certainly have intraspecies relationships--"pecking order"!
I had a pet chicken when I was young. My mom was kind enough to leave her out of the stew pot even when she didn't lay many eggs, but some critter got her eventually. I do remember the lesson of my mother explaining gently that she was "just a chicken" when the hen pecked me once and I couldn't figure out why.
I can say scrub chickens are a lot smarter than the incubator-raised breeds.
P'haps.
(copping Noo Yawk attitude and accent) But whadda dey gonna do abouddit, hah???
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