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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: Conspiracy Guy
haha! :^D

I like your "Blue" pic, too! :^D


201 posted on 01/24/2005 9:57:29 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Pippin

Merle just likes shotguns.


202 posted on 01/24/2005 9:57:44 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: Hi Heels

Same expression, but he was a little younger.


203 posted on 01/24/2005 9:57:55 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: Hi Heels
I was a gunner in the Redneck Air Force.


204 posted on 01/24/2005 10:00:25 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: TexasCowboy

Hahahahaha!!!!! Too funny! Thanks!!!!!


205 posted on 01/24/2005 10:01:58 AM PST by countrydummy (#RIGHTALK.. http://www.rightalk.com)
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To: Hi Heels; Pippin
Meekie?

A lot of Freepers call me that.

An Engineer at a company I used to work at called me Meekie all the time, too.

I never mentioned that here. Folks just picked it up.

Like Dubya stickin' a nickname on folks ..... sorta. :^D


206 posted on 01/24/2005 10:02:15 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: thoughtomator
Can I claim honorary neo-redneck status if my working computer sits on top of my non-working computer?

No, that puts you into "comp-u-geek" territory.

You're really there if you use your old computer equipment as furniture... I've got a friend who's got an old 5 megabyte Winchester drive from a DEC PDP-4 that he uses as a coffee table.

Mark

207 posted on 01/24/2005 10:07:04 AM PST by MarkL (That which does not kill me, has made the last mistake it will ever make!)
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To: TexasCowboy

If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue
-lynyrd skynyrd


208 posted on 01/24/2005 10:09:54 AM PST by griswold3
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To: AnAmericanMother

Back when I was a kid, long time ago and diving for lobsters was a killing offense, real men and women set up a police free area in a Coastal area in Mass, North Shore and ate a variety of sea food. Utensils were in short supply.


209 posted on 01/24/2005 10:25:35 AM PST by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: griswold3
You know, we can poke fun at rednecks 'cause it's really poking fun at ourselves, but when it comes right down to it, we are the most patriotic group of people in the country, and by far the most Conservative.

I passed a grade school playground in Carthage and had to slow down to make sure I was seeing correctly.
They had a slide and a merry-go-round (gasp!) and the kids were having UNsupervised play time (horrors!) like kids used to do fifty years ago.
They were actually playing in the DIRT! Can you imagine??!

This whole country could learn a lot from the rednecks.

210 posted on 01/24/2005 10:32:49 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

ROFL. Thx for the laughs. :)


211 posted on 01/24/2005 10:34:23 AM PST by Prince Charles
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Ahhhhh!

I seee! :o)

212 posted on 01/24/2005 10:45:12 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: MeekOneGOP

I'm a red-neck woman! :o)


213 posted on 01/24/2005 10:46:03 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: TexasCowboy

Yikes!


214 posted on 01/24/2005 10:46:33 AM PST by Pippin (Have you seen my wand?)
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To: TexasCowboy
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.

The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang, how's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke, on his bill.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

As Jesus passed by the Englishman, he touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of backflips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability."


215 posted on 01/24/2005 10:51:49 AM PST by deport (It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.)
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To: deport
"I'm drawin' disability."

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

216 posted on 01/24/2005 10:57:56 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: Pippin

He is a champion skeet shooter.


217 posted on 01/24/2005 11:05:12 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: Pippin

He is a champion skeet shooter.


218 posted on 01/24/2005 11:05:28 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Happy Inauguration Day, George W. Bush . Four more years ! Hail to the Chief !)
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To: TexasCowboy

SOMEONE....has too much time on his hands! LOL!!!!

This is TOO funny!!!!


219 posted on 01/24/2005 11:05:31 AM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot ORG!!! Operation Valentine's Day!!)
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To: MeekOneGOP
What a pooch... :o)
220 posted on 01/24/2005 11:23:03 AM PST by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY to 2008 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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