Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[The Mayor]

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[FierceDraka]

The site of an attractive woman is probably very confusing, after years of being around those smelly, unshaven pigs they refer to as women.

Women? How can you tell? Some of 'em have stubble and Adam's apples!

[SaltyJoe]

Conspiracy? Have I got a conspiracy for you!

Did you get the one about the milk conspiracy?

There's no such thing as "2%", "1%", or "skim" milk! It's all "Vitamin D" or "Whole Fat" milk with water added. Trust me on this one, mmkay. There's some dude at the milk factory who takes the half-filled jugs (or cartons) of whole fat milk and adds a buncha cold water to it. If it's skim milk, then the original container is only about an eighth-filled with the real milk and then water is dumped in. After that, it's a matter of sticking on the proper label.

Don't buy that bal-hooney that the fat is taken away. What a bunch of horse apples. What! Ya think theres some guy that uses a blow torch to burn off the fat from the whole milk?!?!?! "They" are just adding water to the REAL milk!!!

I know this for a fact, because I'm a bachelor. Whenever I want to feel healthy and product conscientious (and save a buck), I buy myself a jug of whole fat milk and pour half of it into an empty milk jug of equal size (I keep a lot of empty milk jugs...if I don't use them for milk, I fill them with water and then shoot holes through it with my Desert Eagle). So, now I have two milk jugs both half-filled with milk. I take both of them to the silk and add cold water. Presto! "50%" milk. If I really want to watch my carbs (and save more money), I'll cut it to "25%" milk.

Of course, none of this is much good for for breakfast cereal products. I tend to need more than just a jolt to wake up. So, I use coffee in my cereal instead of "50%" milk. Since the coffee is a wee bit understrengthed from all my years as a mariner, I like to spike it with Red Bull and honey. I prefer honey over sugar. That processed sugar tastes nasty.

Well, I didn't mean to tell you my life's details and my favorite breakfast foods (anything bran with coffee added), but it just came out that way. Speaking of what goes out, with all that bran and coffee talk, I might as well change my name to "Regular" Joe for all the laxative value that my normal breakfast day brings.

If you're really curious, I'll tell you how I save a buck making my home styled gourmet coffee.

[RepublicanReptile]

22 year old female. Trust me, i'm a girl. And I wish everyday i looked like Jessica Simpson, as opposed to a passing resemblance to Laura Peron. Sigh. Some of us are born blond and small and beautiful, and some of us are born tall, big and red haired. I deal with it.

[RepublicanReptile]

OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAHHH!!! ( Pant Pant) I need a long cool drink of water...

[BobS]

You have nice girls on your home page. I think they can make you lazy. You need a nice redhead once in a while to "disturb" your natural flow of things. One that will surprise you into saying "WHUT?" a few times a day:):)

[JLO]

Bump!

[Conspiracy Guy]

What?

[TheBigB]

Weeeelllllll....okay. Done. :^)

[TheBigB]

Once. Here, watch this...

< blue steel >

That's nothin'. How 'bout this...

< ferrari >

Pretty good, eh??

[RandallFlagg]

LOL!! I knew your FReeper page'd get ya in trouble. Keep it up!

[BOBWADE]

You the man! BTW-Kolchak-The Night Stalker is my all time favorite too! Amazon has the complete 20 show collection for $24 and the two pilot movies for $11.00.

[Victoria Delsoul]

What was that? LOL.

[TheBigB]

I have most of the eps on tape now...I'm waiting for the full DVD set. Sadly, no time soon. *sigh* :(

[Bring Back Old Sparky]

"Boston (although they are now a bunch of leftist, anti-gun, anti-fur, anti-SUV sissy-boys who donate the proceeds of their music sales to Greenpeace, PETA, Handgun Control Inc, etc. so don't buy anymore of their stuff)"

All true, but what did we tell you about sugar coating? It's best not to keep these things inside.

[Dashing Dasher]

BigB...
The famous song....came to mind while I pondered the butts.

"One of these, is not like the other one..."

[eddie willers]

A 597 reply vanity and infamy at DU?

Dude....I am sooooo jealous!

[Dashing Dasher]

AND... he gets famous for .... being a wanker!!!
(is that okay to say?)

[sully777]

They played strange stuff on Night Flight!

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I was a Night Flight fan. The original VH1 was AM radio. MTV was pop FM. But NightFlight was the college station that had no business being on the air so it played anything.

Night Flight played anything from Grandmaster Flash to Motorhead to Suicidal Tendancies to The Tubes to Art of Noise. They also played odd movies and rock documentaries such as one on Journey's Captured with concert footage.

[sully777]

Dedicated to your The BigB's profile page

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Love Is Like Oxygen

Love is Like Oxygen,
You get too much, you get too high,
Not enough and you're gonna die.
Love gets you high....

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Fox On The Run

I ( I )
I don't wanna know your name
cause you don't look the same
the way you did before

You ( you)
You think you got a pretty face
but the rest of you is out of place
you looked alright before

Fox on the run
you screamed and everybody comes
(pause)
a-running take a run and hide
yourself away

Fox is on the run
Foxy fox on the run
and hide away...