Yay! I'm famous! (BigB's ULTIMATE vanity!)

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[TheBigB]

Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...

So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.

Me. :)

Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.

Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227

Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"

Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.

So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:

Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So...

Enjoy! :)

[Beckwith]

LedZep = overrated

The most absurd post ever. Period.

[Lockbar]

Damn Big B, just went to your web-page and my hat is sitting on my lap right now. You got good taste in women!

[Beckwith]

Journey, Foreigner, Styx, .38 Special, The Outlaws, Air Supply, Survivor, Cheap Trick, WHAM!, Hall & Oates, Elton John, Rolling Stones, REO Speedwagon...

It's too bad one of my good friends is married. You would be perfect for her!

Wait a minute! Wham is on that list. Have you got a buddy that's a little light on his feet>

[RepublicanReptile]

DITTO! :)

[RepublicanReptile]

How about Josh Duhamel from NBC's Vega$$? My html has not gotten to the point of picture posting quite yet.

[sinkspur]

Creative website.

I think it was the Justice League that give DU the wedgie.

[Miss Behave]

"Can't be a reptile unless ya get loud-n-rowdy!"

OK. I was lying anyway. And if you like Kim Bassinger, B, (don't know her politics,) I've been told lots that I resemble her. (She's older though, meooow.) I think it's when they have their beer goggles on though. You could put me on your page if you found a pic of her on her worst day. LOL. Hey, it's cold out here, can Ditka, Euker and myself come in now? "Sure looks like you're having fun in there."*

*Euker.

[sinkspur]

Uecker.

[Miss Behave]

Of course. Ugh. I need another slug.

[sinkspur]

You need to be in "the front row."

[Miss Behave]

LOL. I used to hang with some of the Boys of Summer and their wives. A great time in my life....

[TheBigB]

I imagine you could be a reptile. ;^)

[FierceDraka]

HAW HAW! The DUmmies did a thread bashing one of my posts, too. It made me feel good that what I said hit their "outrage buttons" so well!

Great job, soldier!

[TheBigB]

I am. JD ain't got nothin' on me. Belieeeeeve it.

[TheBigB]

can I pretty please be Jessica Simpson or Nikki Taylor?

Are you female? :^)

[EllaMinnow]

Will this one do?

[Miss Behave]

"I imagine you could be a reptile. ;^)"

Thanks, B, I'll pay you later. :-)

[Sloth]

What can I say-say about my fondness for Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go? :^)

Ever seen Zoolander?

[Miss Behave]

Nothing? Not even a Treasure Trail? LOL.

[JoeSixPack1]

Hey,, I don't have my glasses on, but WHOA!! The one in the green looks HOT!!

I was at the gym, didn't have my croakies, glasses fell off, girls walked by, I dropped the weight bar, tripped over the bench, sprung to my feet and smashed em. But hey, that's another story!

What does the text say on the pic??


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