Posted on 01/11/2005 8:09:02 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
She does seem to have a certain kind of doberman disposition to her...
There's got to have been a rabbit or two boiling in pots somewhere along the line.
I have to say I am skeptical of the story. First the scrotum skin is fairly tough and it stretches substantially. If she purchaced one of his nuts, and began pulling, the scrotum would have to be ruptured along with 4 layers of facia and muscle. Then the testicle is suspended on the testicular cord which is quiet mobile. You know one of the test we do when a person is thought to be faking unconsciousness is an ole squeeze to the balls. It sobers them up really quick if they are faking. They almost always give up the act. There is such a deep visceral pain associated with even a modest tug on the testicle and cord that reflexly a man will do anything to evade such an attack. So my only conclusion is that she was some sort of wier wolf or Dracul or an alien or catwoman or perhaps on PCP. And what does this say of this mans prowess. If he is that desirable with 2 nuts, he must be better than any 2 nuted man alive. No screams are reported. Is that possibly believable. I think not. This is less believable than Dan Rather not knowing the documents were fakes and forgeries. Conclusion...either a sharp metalic instrument is involved or this is not true.
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My dating risk tolerance just dropped 2 notches.
I have to agree...this is really bizarre and a crime or totally untrue and a waste of space.
YIKES! Geez, this wasn't the thread to read before drifting off to sleep... :-O
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