[beachn4fun]

Good morning Everyone. Good morning/afternoon/evening to our AWESOME Military, our Allies, and their families.

Thank you Diva for your continued support here at the Canteen. I wish you luck in your new endeavor, whatever it may be. Please don't wander too far from the Canteen.

I need help deciding on a new outfit. I went shopping and believe me a woman can't really find decent warrior outfits these days. No one would take me serious in most of them. But I came across this one and thought it would work. But, I must know.......does it make me look fat?

Ok, this is more like it. Less than 200 posts this morning. I can at least get through most of it and post some personals before getting into the pile of work. I might even get in a few jokes, here and there. Might even have time to pass out a little sugar today. I know some are in dire need of it. (wink)

Now remember, the Canteen is always

So, come on in and sit for a while. There's alway plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

HI BEACHIE!

[Jet Jaguar]

Morning Beachy!!!!

[Arrowhead1952]

Good morning to everyone at the FR Canteen.
I'll be checking in now and then, but have quite a bit of work today.

[tomkow6]

Morning, Beachy!

[E.G.C.]

((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How's it going?

[beachn4fun]

THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

[pelikan]

Good Morning Beachy!! Are you kidding? you're a DIVA! Everything looks good on you; the rest of us can only hope to look half as good!

[uncleshag]

Do I look fat in this?

After 30 years of marriage, (I know, I know. "Who could put up with Shag for that long?") I learned to never answer loaded questions.

My answer is always, "If you have to ask..."

or my favorite,

"Oh, that reminds me, Weight Watchers called yesterday."

[AZamericonnie]

Mornin' beachie...love the new outfit!

[Old Sarge]

{{{{{ BEACH! }}}}}

If I told you that your warrior
outfit looked WOW!, would you hold it against me?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good afternoon, beach. Staying warm?