Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace

Ananova ^ | 11/10/04

[PLK]

Thanks for the post. Count on Freepers to come up with some zingers. My spouse just came to check on me, wanted to know "what's so damn funny?" I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

[JanetteS]

this is pure genius! imagine - world peace is at hand -er bottom! all we need is a sense of smell...

Does this mean when flu season kicks in we automatically go to war?

[AirForceMom]

Photoshop Hoffman in his claws.

[camle]

i think that means that we start licking...;-)

[mowowie]

Hopefully someday in the future computer animation will be so good that it will replace these overpaid morons and put them back into their rightful place....like flipping burgers or something.

[mlocher]

i think dustin hoffman should relive the dentist scene in "marathon man" with no novacaine.

[AirForceMom]

I know what you mean, finding FR saved me from the rants of my liberal family.

[Uncle Fud]

Why not have all the diplomats at the UN publicly sniff one another, on pay per view? Would probably raise enough money to fund the UN for a decade. Heck, I'd pay $50 to watch the Syrian ambassador take a whiff of the Israeli.

[freebilly]

'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'

This was Kerry's secret plan for ending the war in Iraq. He planned on burying his nose in Kofi's a**, then move to Chirac's.

The only problem is that he has to pull his head out of his own a** first....

[Hat-Trick]

She allows nothing near her @ss either.

Sound policy. For all species.

[presidio9]

Just no way could this be true.

Guess we'll have to buy the December issue of Playboy to know for sure.

[AirForceMom]

I think some at the UN do it for free.

[presidio9]

Dogs get peaceful when you cut their nuts off...

[AirForceMom]

Sounds like a plan for all liberal men. Including Susan Estrogen.

[vetvetdoug]

Usually a pack of dogs attack a loner and rip his guts out. Nature has a lot more of these examples than dogs just smelling each other's butts. Hoffman is an actor and actors deal daily in fantasy, not reality.

[VOYAGER]

What did we expect from the Hellywood trash!

More of the same from other airheads that infest the Hellywood scene.

They are already trying each other on sexually and if they do not like what they got from putting part of themselves into another male or female Hellywood denizen just kick each other out and both can go get another fitting; etc., etc.

There likely will not be any price to pay in this life since they themselves are their own higher authority.

"Always remember and please don't ever forget" there is a payday someday which is inescapable even for the "anointed ones".

ENJOY??

[Conspiracy Guy]

She feels that her bunghole is her bunghole.

[blackdog]

It was oil of clove......

My dog also licks his own ass, rolls in raccoon feces, and humps my neighbor's wife whenever she's mid-cycle. It hardly qualifies him as Secretary of State.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Could be.

[JanetteS]

Awww...now why'd you have to go there? I'd have to become one of those bloggers who sits around in jammies all day, never leaving the house.