Hoffman reveals his doggy plan for world peace

Ananova ^ | 11/10/04

[presidio9]

Dustin Hoffman says man could learn how to preserve world peace by the following the example of dogs.

Hoffman says there would be less conflict if, like dogs, humans first sniffed each other out before deciding whether or not to fight.

Writing in the December issue of Playboy, The Graduate star says, "If a lot of dogs are on the beach, the first thing they do is smell each other's a***.

"The information that's gotten somehow makes pacifists out of all of them. I've thought, 'If only we smelled each other's a**, there wouldn't be any war.'"

Hoffman's latest movie, Meet The Fockers co-starring Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Ben Stiller, is due for release on January 28 in the UK.

[AirForceMom]

Us in the blue states aren't seceding, the liberals are moving.

[Old Professer]

Wow! At least Gary Busey had an excuse for his wacked out interview on late-night T.V. after his near-fatal motorcycle accident.

I think the Rainman needs a new helmet.

[Laura Earl]

My lab isn't too keen on having her ass sniffed either. She will sit on a little dog's head in a heartbeat.

[Laura Earl]

Maybe only lib dogs are into ass-sniffing.

[AirForceMom]

Like most of thier owners.

[PLK]

These Hollywood types become so full of themselves, they believe they can just open their mouths and say whatever they want and it's O.K. and appropriate.

Personally, I think he sounds a bit off - you know, the way people with mental illnesses cross interpersonal and social boundaries related to behavior, and don't ever realize it????

[blackdog]

Script...Definately a script.....definately.

[JanetteS]

Education:
Los Angeles Conservatory of Music and Arts (majored in music)
Santa Monica City College, Santa Monica, California; dropped out


He'd have to pad his resume just a little to even get an interview.

[mel]

I wish these so called movie stars would just shut up. If they keep it up I will probably lose any remaining interest in Hollywood productions. Well, what can I say when the only thing I find worth watching on television is Animal Precinct

[Laura Earl]

Xactly!

[blackdog]

I think he's confusing canines with Vanessa Williams....

[AirForceMom]

I can't imagine sitting on a beautiful beach and having those thoughts run through my head. Why isn't he watching girls?

[Issaquahking]

I thought this was a Lib found with his head up his a$$...kinda like michael moore

[camle]

not with the insightful idea he is promulgating! this is pure genius! imagine - world peace is at hand -er bottom! all we need is a sense of smell...

[Izzy Dunne]

The Graduate star

Ha!
I wonder how he likes being identified for something he did 35 years ago...

[crayl]

Brings new meaning to Wag The Dog

[camle]

he can KISS mine! have you ever seen the graduate? he was the origional "forest gump" character.

[Izzy Dunne]

Come wave your a** over here, buddy!

[Conspiracy Guy]

yep.

[fritzz]

Btw, I guess we now know what Kerry meant when he kept telling us, "I've got a plan."

I'm deeply disappointed he didn't come up with this plan all by himself.