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Naked Man Tries to Hide in Plane Wheel Well
Fox News ^ | November 4, 2004 | Unattributed AP writer

Posted on 11/04/2004 7:38:20 AM PST by VRWCmember

LOS ANGELES — A naked man climbed a fence at Los Angeles International Airport, ran across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a departing plane before firefighters talked him out, airport officials said. The 31-year-old Canadian man, who was described as mentally unstable, had been turned away hours earlier when he tried to buy a ticket on a Qantas Airways flight to Australia with only a credit card receipt.

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To: VRWCmember; All
What do you call a naked man who enjoys playing with small rodents in a strange way and climbing into airliner wheelwells?

A landing Gere...

(baddabing)

21 posted on 11/04/2004 8:07:19 AM PST by Jonah Hex (Free Republic... Afflicting the Media Since 1998)
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To: GBA

Yeah, he was clearly unhinged by the election result.


22 posted on 11/04/2004 8:13:52 AM PST by expatpat
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To: DTogo

Canadian... mentally unstable... I'm not suprised.


Peetah Jennings?


23 posted on 11/04/2004 8:14:54 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: VRWCmember

Take Off, Eh?


24 posted on 11/04/2004 8:16:53 AM PST by latrans (have gun will travel)
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To: VRWCmember

It's an embarrassed Tommie Daschle fleeing the country.


25 posted on 11/04/2004 8:17:03 AM PST by donozark (UMA PEMMARAJU HAS HER EYE(S) ON ME!)
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To: VRWCmember

Does he like gladiator movies?


26 posted on 11/04/2004 8:19:30 AM PST by csvset
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To: VRWCmember

There's a very logical answer here....This guy was auditioning for the next "Naked Gun" movie.


27 posted on 11/04/2004 8:19:38 AM PST by Osage Orange (Dems...those unaccountable looking, gargoyle-like scarecrows looking to party, and raid the pantry.)
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To: VRWCmember
A naked man climbed a fence at Los Angeles International Airport anyone can see he's nuts
28 posted on 11/04/2004 8:31:42 AM PST by SF Republican
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To: VRWCmember

Poor thing. Every time I read something like this, it reminds me of one of my grandsons who has brain damage.

I'm always afraid he'll do something that will cause people to make fun of him. God knows he's been ridiculed enough already. Worse, I am afraid he will be attacked and hurt by those who don't understand he can't understand. That's already happened, too. Poor thing.


29 posted on 11/04/2004 8:58:32 AM PST by JudyB1938 ("A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what's going on." - Wm S. Burroughs, Jr.)
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To: Jonah Hex

A landing Gere with no notches to hurt his poor wittle bottom.


30 posted on 11/04/2004 11:43:27 AM PST by Slip18
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To: VRWCmember

That's a bad idea. He's naked, plus it's cold inside those airplane wheel wells. Does he know what cold does to a man's er um you-know-what?


31 posted on 11/04/2004 12:04:47 PM PST by sparkomatic (This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
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To: sparkomatic
That's a bad idea. He's naked, plus it's cold inside those airplane wheel wells. Does he know what cold does to a man's er um you-know-what?

He does:

"Hey, I just got out of the pool!" - George Costanza

32 posted on 11/04/2004 12:31:51 PM PST by VRWCmember (Although rare, elections lasting longer than 4 weeks require immediate legal attention.)
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To: VRWCmember

Yep, the old "shrinkage factor".


33 posted on 11/04/2004 1:04:07 PM PST by sparkomatic (This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
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To: VRWCmember

One of the more creative ways to try to earn a Darwin Award...can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity. Since neither died (even though they were working on it) they should get some kind of special reward for making good, creative, attempts at removing themselves from the gene pool.


34 posted on 11/04/2004 1:05:32 PM PST by af_vet_rr
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To: martin_fierro
He hid in plane sight.

He wanted to go streaking across the sky...

35 posted on 11/04/2004 1:16:00 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: af_vet_rr
can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity.

Hey, that guy thought he had been successful when one of the lions bowed his head, closed his eyes, and folded his front paws to pray. But then he heard the lion saying "Oh Lord, I give Thee thanks for this bountiful meal which Thou hast bestowed upon me, Thine humble creation ..." and the guy realized he was screwed.

36 posted on 11/04/2004 2:47:00 PM PST by VRWCmember (Although rare, elections lasting longer than 4 weeks require immediate legal attention.)
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