He does:
"Hey, I just got out of the pool!" - George Costanza
Posted on 11/04/2004 7:38:20 AM PST by VRWCmember
LOS ANGELES — A naked man climbed a fence at Los Angeles International Airport, ran across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a departing plane before firefighters talked him out, airport officials said. The 31-year-old Canadian man, who was described as mentally unstable, had been turned away hours earlier when he tried to buy a ticket on a Qantas Airways flight to Australia with only a credit card receipt.
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A landing Gere...
(baddabing)
Yeah, he was clearly unhinged by the election result.
Canadian... mentally unstable... I'm not suprised.
Peetah Jennings?
Take Off, Eh?
It's an embarrassed Tommie Daschle fleeing the country.
Does he like gladiator movies?
There's a very logical answer here....This guy was auditioning for the next "Naked Gun" movie.
Poor thing. Every time I read something like this, it reminds me of one of my grandsons who has brain damage.
I'm always afraid he'll do something that will cause people to make fun of him. God knows he's been ridiculed enough already. Worse, I am afraid he will be attacked and hurt by those who don't understand he can't understand. That's already happened, too. Poor thing.
A landing Gere with no notches to hurt his poor wittle bottom.
That's a bad idea. He's naked, plus it's cold inside those airplane wheel wells. Does he know what cold does to a man's er um you-know-what?
He does:
"Hey, I just got out of the pool!" - George Costanza
Yep, the old "shrinkage factor".
One of the more creative ways to try to earn a Darwin Award...can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity. Since neither died (even though they were working on it) they should get some kind of special reward for making good, creative, attempts at removing themselves from the gene pool.
He wanted to go streaking across the sky...
Hey, that guy thought he had been successful when one of the lions bowed his head, closed his eyes, and folded his front paws to pray. But then he heard the lion saying "Oh Lord, I give Thee thanks for this bountiful meal which Thou hast bestowed upon me, Thine humble creation ..." and the guy realized he was screwed.
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