One of the more creative ways to try to earn a Darwin Award...can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity. Since neither died (even though they were working on it) they should get some kind of special reward for making good, creative, attempts at removing themselves from the gene pool.
Hey, that guy thought he had been successful when one of the lions bowed his head, closed his eyes, and folded his front paws to pray. But then he heard the lion saying "Oh Lord, I give Thee thanks for this bountiful meal which Thou hast bestowed upon me, Thine humble creation ..." and the guy realized he was screwed.