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Naked Man Tries to Hide in Plane Wheel Well
Fox News ^
| November 4, 2004
| Unattributed AP writer
Posted on 11/04/2004 7:38:20 AM PST by VRWCmember
LOS ANGELES A naked man climbed a fence at Los Angeles International Airport, ran across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a departing plane before firefighters talked him out, airport officials said. The 31-year-old Canadian man, who was described as mentally unstable, had been turned away hours earlier when he tried to buy a ticket on a Qantas Airways flight to Australia with only a credit card receipt.
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To: VRWCmember; All
What do you call a naked man who enjoys playing with small rodents in a strange way and climbing into airliner wheelwells?
A landing Gere...
(baddabing)
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:07:19 AM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(Free Republic... Afflicting the Media Since 1998)
To: GBA
Yeah, he was clearly unhinged by the election result.
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:13:52 AM PST
by
expatpat
To: DTogo
Canadian... mentally unstable... I'm not suprised.
Peetah Jennings?
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:14:54 AM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: VRWCmember
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:16:53 AM PST
by
latrans
(have gun will travel)
To: VRWCmember
It's an embarrassed Tommie Daschle fleeing the country.
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:17:03 AM PST
by
donozark
(UMA PEMMARAJU HAS HER EYE(S) ON ME!)
To: VRWCmember
Does he like gladiator movies?
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:19:30 AM PST
by
csvset
To: VRWCmember
There's a very logical answer here....This guy was auditioning for the next "Naked Gun" movie.
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:19:38 AM PST
by
Osage Orange
(Dems...those unaccountable looking, gargoyle-like scarecrows looking to party, and raid the pantry.)
To: VRWCmember
A naked man climbed a fence at Los Angeles International Airport anyone can see he's nuts
To: VRWCmember
Poor thing. Every time I read something like this, it reminds me of one of my grandsons who has brain damage.
I'm always afraid he'll do something that will cause people to make fun of him. God knows he's been ridiculed enough already. Worse, I am afraid he will be attacked and hurt by those who don't understand he can't understand. That's already happened, too. Poor thing.
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posted on
11/04/2004 8:58:32 AM PST
by
JudyB1938
("A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what's going on." - Wm S. Burroughs, Jr.)
To: Jonah Hex
A landing Gere with no notches to hurt his poor wittle bottom.
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posted on
11/04/2004 11:43:27 AM PST
by
Slip18
To: VRWCmember
That's a bad idea. He's naked, plus it's cold inside those airplane wheel wells. Does he know what cold does to a man's er um you-know-what?
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posted on
11/04/2004 12:04:47 PM PST
by
sparkomatic
(This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
To: sparkomatic
That's a bad idea. He's naked, plus it's cold inside those airplane wheel wells. Does he know what cold does to a man's er um you-know-what? He does:
"Hey, I just got out of the pool!" - George Costanza
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posted on
11/04/2004 12:31:51 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Although rare, elections lasting longer than 4 weeks require immediate legal attention.)
To: VRWCmember
Yep, the old "shrinkage factor".
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posted on
11/04/2004 1:04:07 PM PST
by
sparkomatic
(This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
To: VRWCmember
One of the more creative ways to try to earn a Darwin Award...can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity. Since neither died (even though they were working on it) they should get some kind of special reward for making good, creative, attempts at removing themselves from the gene pool.
To: martin_fierro
He hid in plane sight. He wanted to go streaking across the sky...
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posted on
11/04/2004 1:16:00 PM PST
by
Bon mots
To: af_vet_rr
can't top the would-be winner who tried to convert some lions to Christianity. Hey, that guy thought he had been successful when one of the lions bowed his head, closed his eyes, and folded his front paws to pray. But then he heard the lion saying "Oh Lord, I give Thee thanks for this bountiful meal which Thou hast bestowed upon me, Thine humble creation ..." and the guy realized he was screwed.
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posted on
11/04/2004 2:47:00 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
(Although rare, elections lasting longer than 4 weeks require immediate legal attention.)
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