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Does anybody know of a company or school
that will teach me the French language, history and customs
that can place me into an interesting job
If the democrats couldn't defeat a dolt and catastrophe like Bush
I don't think I have a country anymore
Perhaps the French will have pity on our poor souls
and offer to take us in
maybe they know
that there's a lot of us
who aren't governed by Greed and Fear
who don't want to live in a Corporate Theocracy
who don't want to live in a fake democracy
filled with hackable voting machines
and deleterious, lying, predatory white men
maybe not France, maybe someplace else
I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help
Maybe the republicans can help
it's a good deal for them
they'll make a lot of money, and they'll get rid of more pesky liberals
hmmm....
maybe I'll copy this post to the freeper site
1 posted on 11/03/2004 1:46:31 AM PST by LambInLionsDen
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I don't have the money to go or the skill to make myself a success

pssst ... you don't really have to put liberal in the title when you include this info in the text ... we coulda guessed it - ROFLMAO

26 posted on 11/03/2004 1:53:36 AM PST by dragon6 (happy dance happy dance)
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To: LambInLionsDen

Change your heart and attitude as a whole. Your perspective is skewed from reality in a strong way.

That said, you are deleted.


27 posted on 11/03/2004 1:53:36 AM PST by ScottM1968
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To: LambInLionsDen

Don't forget to take Alec Baldwin with you, he promised to move 4 years ago but he's been stalling...


28 posted on 11/03/2004 1:53:43 AM PST by Barney59 (Honesty is the only policy)
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To: LambInLionsDen

Pick a country. Let us know where. I'll start a collection for you, I'm in for 50 bucks.
Just promise to keep your sorry ass out of my country.


29 posted on 11/03/2004 1:54:24 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: LambInLionsDen

P.S. Alternatively, I think France is the perfect place for you. Send us an email.


30 posted on 11/03/2004 1:54:34 AM PST by tjg
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To: LambInLionsDen

LOL, maybe you should also post this on some lib site to contrast the reactions.


31 posted on 11/03/2004 1:55:21 AM PST by pt17
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To: LambInLionsDen

Sadly this illustrates all too well the perspective of many liberals.

No acceptance of results they don't like.
No tolerance of other views.
No willingness to believe a differing opinion might have value.

No wonder this country is divided.


32 posted on 11/03/2004 1:55:30 AM PST by Antonello
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To: LambInLionsDen

How about a normal school where spelling is taught.

Your spelling of dissapointed is WRONG place, wrong time and wrong board.

But for your edification the correct spelling is disappointed.


33 posted on 11/03/2004 1:55:38 AM PST by TriStar (Essayons)
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To: LambInLionsDen

member since 9/16/2001? Been lurking a while?


34 posted on 11/03/2004 1:55:46 AM PST by Fred Hayek
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35 posted on 11/03/2004 1:55:47 AM PST by WideGlide (That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
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To: LambInLionsDen

OLD WOMAN HAIKU

Jane Reichhold

GOING AROUND
THE BENT WOMAN
AT THE CORNER

AN OLD WOMAN
CARRYING A BALLOON
HUFFS AND PUFFS

AN OLD WOMAN
BUYING A BALLOON
THE LAST ONE

EGGSHELLS ASH BONE
THE WHITE OF THE MOON
A WITCH'S SPELL

PUTTING ON LIPSTICK
BEFORE WRITING THE LETTER
WHITE-GLOVE LADY

PLAYED ON A HARMONIUM
THE OLD GOSPEL SONGS
SQUEEZE OUT TEARS

WINTER BEGINS
LEAVING ME ALONE
WITH AUTUMN

WRITING HER MEMOIRS
THE AGED POETRESS READS
HER FIRST HAIKU

MY LIFE-
A SUPERABUNDANCE OF STARS
ONE GOOD EYE

LAST WARMTH OF SUN
BREATHING EXERCISES
FOR MENOPAUSE NERVES

AN OLD FRIEND
CHINKAPIN BURRS OPEN
ON SMOOTH FRUITS

CHOP SUEY
MEMORIES OF YOUR VISIT
IN THE LEFT-OVERS

WINTER NIGHT
ONLY THE CANDLE
READS MY POEMS

WITH COLD FINGERS
WRITING DOWN WORDS
EVERYONE KNOWS

HOMECHOMING NIGHT
AUTUMAUTUMN RAINS DRIVING MY PARENTS
TO THE NURSING HOME

OVERLOOKING THE PLACE
WHERE I HAD MY FIRST KISS
THE OLD FOLKS HOME

IN A MIRROR
HER WRINKLES DO NOT MAR
THE SMOOTH SURFACE

RED KNUCKLES
CLAY AROUND THE CUP
OF ROSE HIP TEA

WINTER TWILIGHT
GATHERS IN HER LAP
WHITE FOLDED HANDS

AT DUSK
A HAND WAVES GOOD-BYE
THE OWL'S WING

WHISPERS
MY ANCESTORS TURNING TO LARVA
UNDER THE MOUNDS

HER LONG THUMBNAIL
FALLOW FIELDS LIE EMPTY
WITH SNOW

SNOWBOUND
DIGGING OUT
HAIKU

IN THE PHOTO ALBUM
MY MOTHER'S FACE
BEFORE I KNEW HER

THIS TIME
GRANDFATHER'S DEATH
FACES ME

A SHOWER OF DIAMONDS
MY BIRTHDAY GIFT
FROM A SNOWY BRANCH

AN OLD WOMAN
THE HARSHNESS OF WINTER

IN HER HANDS

IN HER HANDS
THE OLD WOMAN HOLDS
WINTER PAIN

IN HER HANDS
THE OLD WOMAN'S
WINTER PAIN

IN FINGERS
THE SOUND OF A WRIST
COUNTING MY BLOOD

THE OLD MAN SHAVES
THEN CRAWLS INTO BED
WITH HIS OLD WIFE


DEATH MORNING
SNOW FLAKES FALLING
EACH ALONE

MOTHER'S DAY
GIVING THE OLD CAT
A DISH OF CREAM

MOTHER'S DAY
THE DAUGHTER'S CALL
ABOUT HER DIVORCE

EVENING DEEPENS
THE TAN ON HER LEGS
WITH VERICOSE VEINS

LEAVING A BOOK
BLIND HANDS TOUCH
CLOSED EYES

A CAMERA'S FLASH
LONG AFTER THE EYES CLOSE
IN OLD PHOTOGRAPHS

BACK HOME
THE BOOKMARK IN HIS BIBLE
DOES NOT MOVE

LAST DAYS
AS THIN AS HER SKIN
LOOSE ON BONES

WAITING ROOM
A PATCH OF SUNLIGHT
WEARS OUT THE CHAIRS

PACEMAKER
OLD PUSS PURRS
ON HER CHEST

COMING LATE
A BIRTHDAY GIFT
OF SOUR PLUMS

FADING
CONDOLENCE CARDS
THE STING

A SON'S CALL
WHITE WAVES OF LONG DISTANCE
RETURNING TO SHORE

NEW TEETH
A BEACH PICNIC BLESSED
WITH SAND

HIS GRAVE
COVERED WITH
MY SKY

THREADING A NEEDLE
ON NEW YEAR'S DAY
THE SPOOL UNWINDS

GRANDMOTHER
SQUEEZING ON HER DRIVER'S LICENCE
A LONG NAME

HOT FLASHES
BLUSHES OF YOUTH
GETTING OLD

FLOWERS
BETWEEN YOU
AND THE FLIES

GRANDSON
THE UNMADE BURP
INVENTS A SMILE

SONGS OF SORROW
THE HARP STRING BREAKS
THE FALL OF TEARS

WITHOUT A LAMP
THE MOONLIGHT TURNS
MY HAIR WHITE

FALLING DOWN
THE MUMS NOT PICKED
BECAUSE YOU'VE GONE

LAUGH LINES
IN TREE RINGS
UNDER HER EYES

BLACK INK
THE MANY POEMS DYE
MY HAIR WHITE

HUCKLEBERRY JAM
ALL THE TIREDNESS
UP IN JARS

ASLEEP
SURROUNDED BY THINGS
THAT DON'T


36 posted on 11/03/2004 1:56:10 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: LambInLionsDen

Don't worry...John Kerry has a plan.


37 posted on 11/03/2004 1:58:08 AM PST by jellybean
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To: LambInLionsDen

Why not try Canada. It closer, they speak English, and you will be in your element. Lots of love and good wishes from this happy, not greedy, simple, stay at home mother (Master's Dergree mind you), who's lived in Europe and South America and will tell you it doesn't get any better than this. Sorry no utopia out there. It's better that you see for yourself, though. Ciao!


38 posted on 11/03/2004 1:58:52 AM PST by mgist
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To: LambInLionsDen

We didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new g! ame he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.



39 posted on 11/03/2004 1:59:06 AM PST by buffysil
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To: LambInLionsDen
If the democrats couldn't defeat a dolt and catastrophe like Bush

Don't misunderestimated Bush. Learn to look up to someone besides just yourself and others that stroke your ego.

Unless you get the concepts of honor, truth, and duty into your soul, your life has no meaning anyway, so it doesn't matter what you do with the rest of it.

40 posted on 11/03/2004 2:00:27 AM PST by AndyTheBear (Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.)
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To: LambInLionsDen

So you want us to teach you French then train you for a job, then find you a position and pay your way to Europe because you admire them most.

Yeah you're a liberal alright.


41 posted on 11/03/2004 2:01:49 AM PST by unsycophant
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To: LambInLionsDen

What a little girly-man... I gritted my teeth through eight years of Little Big Fraud ®- the least he can do is suck it up.


42 posted on 11/03/2004 2:03:03 AM PST by backhoe ("We meet at Dawn- destiny Awaits...")
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and deleterious, lying, predatory white men

I've just had this sudden, blinding intuitive flash into what it really is that's keeping you from that "interesting job" you claim to be so desperately seeking.

Based upon your naked, deep-seated loathing for anyone of the "wrong" skin color, religious beliefs or gender... I'm recommending the following career option for you:

Whiny loser b!tch.

43 posted on 11/03/2004 2:03:05 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: LambInLionsDen

We didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.

Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",

Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi. John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the ellimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new g! ame he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.



45 posted on 11/03/2004 2:03:39 AM PST by buffysil
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To: LambInLionsDen

The first thing you must learn from the French is how to surrender, after that it's all down hill. Don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way to Paris.


48 posted on 11/03/2004 2:06:15 AM PST by timydnuc (I'll die on my feet before I'll live on my knees.)
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