Why not try Canada. It closer, they speak English, and you will be in your element. Lots of love and good wishes from this happy, not greedy, simple, stay at home mother (Master's Dergree mind you), who's lived in Europe and South America and will tell you it doesn't get any better than this. Sorry no utopia out there. It's better that you see for yourself, though. Ciao!
We have many GOOD Canadian conservatives up there fighting the "good fight". Don't even wish this wind bag on them!