From a dissapointed liberal

11-3-04 | LambInLionsDen

[LambInLionsDen]

Does anybody know of a company or school
that will teach me the French language, history and customs
that can place me into an interesting job
If the democrats couldn't defeat a dolt and catastrophe like Bush
I don't think I have a country anymore
Perhaps the French will have pity on our poor souls
and offer to take us in
maybe they know
that there's a lot of us
who aren't governed by Greed and Fear
who don't want to live in a Corporate Theocracy
who don't want to live in a fake democracy
filled with hackable voting machines
and deleterious, lying, predatory white men
maybe not France, maybe someplace else
I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help
Maybe the republicans can help
it's a good deal for them
they'll make a lot of money, and they'll get rid of more pesky liberals
hmmm....
maybe I'll copy this post to the freeper site

[arizonarachel]

Sigh. I missed the smell of ozone in the morning!

[Aquamarine]

[arasina]

was that suppossed to rhyme?

I think it was actually just a very long Haiku. :o)

[Constantine XIII]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[rollo tomasi]

Hey loser what is your ISP? My bet it some sort of member of the "Corporation Theocracy".

[Scott from the Left Coast]

"deletrious, lying, predatory white men"

Hey, now that's a darn good motto!

[VeniVidiVici]

I hear Guyana is quite nice this time of year.

[Cultural Jihad]

I don't have any faith in America anymore
I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country
I don't have the money to go
or the skill to make myself a success
I'm willing but I would need help

Whatever happened to the liberal mantra of "La La La La La Live For Today"? It didn't serve you very well, did it?

[relictele]

Hmmm...well all I can say to this wonderful piece of blank verse is.....

MAAAT DAAAMONNN!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

[laredo44]

First off, you don't want to leave, you want to whine. Second, even if you did leave, you'd return in short order because you'd find more to whine about wherever you went than you ever did here because your problem isn't your supposed whiny little liberal "injustices" it is you.

And what is your problem? Your decision to be irresponsible. Blaming everyone else for your unhappiness is a surefire path to misery. We need less people like you, but then again, so does every other country.

[RepoGirl]

Does anybody know of a company or school that will teach me the French language, history and customs that can place me into an interesting job

Um, here's a thought, chief--you could maybe DO IT YOURSELF... take a class at a community college, pick up a book or two... go to the library. I mean, instead of using the computers there to access the free porn sites, you could pick up a skill... they have these things called books... and they're sorta free...

No company got me a job, I did it all myself. It's not as easy as having everything handed to you, but it's a little more satisfying...

I'd also suggest trying to kick the glue. It's a stupid habit, son...

[afnamvet]

I don't have any faith in America anymore I want to leave, but I'm unprepared to live in a foreign country I don't have the money to go or the skill to make myself a success I'm willing but I would need help

What a pathetic, worthless excuse of a person you are.

[TexasNative2000]

Don't worry, you'll be drafted soon.

ROTFLMAO!

[RepoGirl]

and deleterious, lying, predatory white men

And what about us deleterious, lying, predatory white females?

I mean, why be so sexist?

[TChris]

ROFL! You GO girl!

[Revolting cat!]

NO, seriosly, you have my sympathy. Ignore the insults. And here's a sincere suggestion: since you lost the bet, as it were, maybe you can become a butler to one of the intellectual Hollywood celebrities who'll be moving to France.

[PA Engineer]

Being a liberal I don't think you are intelligent enough to master French. May I suggest a four year immersion into pig Latin at your local state penn.

[sausageseller]

We have many GOOD Canadian conservatives up there fighting the "good fight". Don't even wish this wind bag on them!

[Cyber Ninja]

I don't think I have a country anymore

YOU never had ont to begin with.

CB^)