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FReeper Canteen ~ Election Break! If I Were President, I Would....? ~ 02 NOV 2004
FRiends Of The Canteen

Posted on 11/01/2004 8:10:14 PM PST by MoJo2001


 

 

 


 

 

Today's Topic: If I Were President, I Would.....?

With the election going on today, we decided to make each of you "President" for a day. Now that you are ruling the country--what would you do? Would you give everyone Friday's off? Would you get rid of the income tax? What would you do?

 

~ President (Insert Your Name) ~


Scenario

Before you sit down and do this, please GO VOTE!

America needs you. You have been made President for a day because the current one is going fishing on the new Mars settlement.

If I Were President, I Would......

Ban Taxes?
Remove The Speed Limit?
Repeal the Beer Tax? (Have to get a plug in for Burkaman 4 President!)

What would you do?

We want to know!!

 

Now it's your turn to share. What would you do as President?

 

 

 


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To: LakeLady

Great news about Trixie.
Already voted this morning and looking good in my little precint for our side.
I don't want to be President. I think we have a great one already.


221 posted on 11/02/2004 5:20:05 AM PST by CoolChange
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To: GummyIII

 

 

TomKow6 for Prez!

Friend of the working gal!

 

 
 



Burka Man listens to the plight of the American woman...
unequal pay.....
being treated as a "toy", rather than a person...
poor working conditions.......

Burka Man is THERE for you!

"I feel your pain"

(plus Burka Man LIKES "Hot Wings"!

A vote for TomKow is a vote for.....

I'm TomKow6, and I'm reporting for duty!!

 


222 posted on 11/02/2004 5:21:37 AM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: trussell

"I'm also embarrased to admit that with all the times I've voted...I never paid attention to where the poll watchers were or what they were doing!!"
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That means you've had good and proper watchers in your area.
Don't be nervous, you'll do a fine job. There will others who can answer your questions and guide you.

Just keep your eyes open and watch for the demonRATS walking dead zombie voters. We don't want any of them voting. '>)


223 posted on 11/02/2004 5:23:04 AM PST by LakeLady (I am the FEMALE ALPHA DOG POLITICAL ACTIVIST OF THE CENTURY! I hunt & tree demonRATS... WOOF! WOOF!)
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To: tomkow6
I think it an electric poll, but that's kinda why I'm so nervous...I'm not sure!!!

Thanks tomkow!!

224 posted on 11/02/2004 5:23:23 AM PST by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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To: tomkow6; beachn4fun; Lady Jag; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; Spotsy; StarCMC; ...
Mornin', everyone! I'm off to vote, the dentist, and then parent-teacher conferences, among other things. I got to sleep in this morning!! WOW!


225 posted on 11/02/2004 5:24:05 AM PST by GummyIII (Sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish, I give my hand and heart to this vote. Daniel Webster)
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To: LakeLady

I will!! Thanks!!


226 posted on 11/02/2004 5:24:08 AM PST by trussell (Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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To: tomkow6
Well, aint you gonna go and vote for yourself?

If you wont vote for yourself than how is anyone else gonna vote for you? ;0)

227 posted on 11/02/2004 5:24:29 AM PST by Pippin ( Bush /Cheney'04)
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To: GummyIII
Go Get 'Em Gummy


228 posted on 11/02/2004 5:26:37 AM PST by beachn4fun (Let's give those Liberals a real "Shock-n-Awe." Vote Bush/Cheney '04)
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To: MoJo2001

1) CALL TOGETHER THE 100 MOST SPIRITUALLY TUNED-IN CHRISTIANS IN THE NATION TO PRAISE GOD FOR HIS MERCY AND ASK FOR HIS WISDOM AND BLESSINGS over the Republic and in my administration.

2) I would ask them to establish a 24/7 WORSHIP/PRAISE TEAM IN A SAFE, CONVENIENT LOCATION.

3) --to insure that 8-12 of such people would be vetted with appropriate security clearnances and have dialogue with them for prayer in suitable crises.

4) --to prayerfully insure that the Secret Service was cleansed of any puppet master sleepers.

5) --to mobilize all people of faith against the tide of evil flooding our culture.

6) --to strengthen the military in key ways.

7) --to hinder and block efforts by national enemies around the world to destroy us at the puppet masters' directions.

8) --to strengthen home schooling and to block the destructiveness of the NEA.

9) --to expose and prosecute Billdo, Shrillery and all other high level traitors.

10) --to get a constitutional ammendment passed preventing all legislatures from containing more than 70% PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION of the percentage of lawyers in the relevant population. That is, if the legislature contained a 100 legislators; and if the proportion of the population of in that State was 10% of the State were lawyers; then there could be only 7 lawyer legislators.

11) --to get a constitutional ammendment passed preventing Supreme Court, all Federal and all State Supreme Court judges from being lawyers at all--0.00% lawyers in judge positions in such courts. They must be common people of local community proven IQ, WISDOM, HUMILITY AND FAIRNESS ACCORDING TO FAIRLY DERRIVED ACTUARIAL CRITERIA.

12) --to get a constitutional ammendment passed changing the tax laws at Federal levels and at State levels such that a national sales tax or other such tax would replace the IRS. I would include provision for retraining all the tax accountants and tax lawyers.

13) --to establish citizen ran review boards to provide seed money and venture capital for promising new technologies.

14) --to release all the zero-point energy data to allow for every home and vehicle to have virtually free energy.

15) --encourage every State and community to have a 24/7 prayer/worship team functioning in purity and potency around the clock 365 days a year.

16) --move to expose the complicity of the MSM in the destructiveness of our Republic and culture.

17) --move to distribute 25% of the Smithsonian's most priceless treasures to more secure locations around the nation.

18) --move to boost military pay when practical and until then to establish cooperative housing, child care with other individuals and groups of like minded military personnel to maximize mutual supportiveness and minimize hardship and suffering from low income.

19) --probably some things regarding China which I won't post given that I hope to be back in Taipei within the year.

20) --bolster our support of Israel every way possible.


230 posted on 11/02/2004 5:44:53 AM PST by Quix (PRAY! PRAY! PRAY! PRAY IN THE SPIRIT! SPEAK UP IN WALMART LINES! INFLUENCE ALL YOU CAN FOR GOOD!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Howdy, ma'am...just finished voting fer Dubyuh...lines were longer than anybody could remember, and I live in a GOP stronghold. Anecdotal evidence that Dubyuh's gonna kick some booty today...MUD


231 posted on 11/02/2004 5:45:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Girleymen HATE Bush!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; All


232 posted on 11/02/2004 6:02:31 AM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: Fawnn

Great pic!


233 posted on 11/02/2004 6:06:50 AM PST by Heff ("Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it's the Almighty's gift to humanity" GW Bush 4/12/04)
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To: All

Good morning Troops and Veterans!



Canteen Crew!!

Thank You Troops for fighting for FREEDOM.
FREEDOM to VOTE for the candidate of our choice.
FREEDOM to live free, for putting your life on the line no matter the political choice!
Thank You for my freedoms!



234 posted on 11/02/2004 6:15:56 AM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: bentfeather

Good morning, Ms Feather!


235 posted on 11/02/2004 6:24:18 AM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: tomkow6

Good morning, Tom!


236 posted on 11/02/2004 6:25:49 AM PST by Soaring Feather (~Poetry is my forte.~)
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To: MoJo2001

I would, by Executive Order, remove California and New York from the Union.


237 posted on 11/02/2004 6:31:04 AM PST by PjhCPA (Hey, let's be careful out there.)
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To: bentfeather; All


238 posted on 11/02/2004 6:35:39 AM PST by tomkow6 (Help, someone stole my exact duplicate and replaced it with a Tag Line!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Hello, ma'am.


239 posted on 11/02/2004 6:47:40 AM PST by writer33 (Try this link: http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/books/electivedecisions.shtml)
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To: MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub

There's one more for President Bush!
(Or 5 more, if you count the whole family!)

Now, on to what I'd do. Sorry, I know it isn't going to happen, but I'd seal the southern border to all but legal crossers and I'd tighten up the northern border. Immigration and assimilation have always gone hand in hand until now. We in the Southwest are hemmorhaging tax dollars to support people who wish us harm and have no intention of integrating into American society.


240 posted on 11/02/2004 6:53:30 AM PST by HiJinx (Support Our Troops! www.ProudPatriots.com)
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