My Bush sign was stolen last night, but I'm happy...

vanity | 10/30/04 | me

[Ichneumon]

What are the results?

See post #59.

[Halls]

Don't troll!!! Leave em alone, just gives them a reason to troll us! They are so dumb as a bucket of rocks, it doesn't matter what they are saying anyhow!

[dormee]

You're the BOMB! I would give anything to be a fly on the wall....er.....window of that car!

[Quix]

robust chuckles! thanks tons.

But what can be done to get it into little B-B SIZED pellets that are porus which would get in every nook and cranny of a car's back seat area easily and quickly

Ahhhhh what about those bean bag styrofoam pellets? Not very porus, though, are they.

. . . Perhaps there are some tiny beans that would work.

Soak some up first and then pack them per above . . . ???

Or maybe put some of your stuff in a blender with some foam rubber pillow material. Blend good but not toooo long.

But it would be better to have half-pellet sized something that was porus and would tend to roll everywhere.

ground up corn cobs might work.

A little late . . . but thought of earlier, this could have been a short lived growth industry! LOL.

[rodguy911]

Way to go GOP we need more of that.

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

Rotten eggs or the gas makings that smell like it?

Butaric acid if you know a chemist, smells like rancid butter. If spilled in a car would require striping the interior to bare metal and steam cleaning to get rid of the stench.

Regards,
GtG

[etradervic]

What can I say I was bored.

[rodguy911]

We have lots of old fish heads and nasty old chum here in the Keys. Makes a wonderful greeting for the unsuspecting rat/dud.

[RandallFlagg]

I could have done something similar, but it's been way too windy for that idea.

Now, ziplock bags filled with queen bee scent......

[Quix]

OUCH!

THX.

Thankfully, I don't have such sign problems near where I live.

I would be tooooo tempted to apply several of these ideas!

[Fire_on_High]

I can offer a cat's 2 litterboxes and 3 ratties' worth of rat raisins to any R's in the N.Ga area who need for this :-)

[Mo1]

LOL ... You evil republican you .. LOL

[Quix]

Welllllllllllllll

the

STENCH

should be normal for the occupants! LOL.

Great suggestion.

[DWC]

When I was a young teenager, I put up a Goldwater for president sticker on a stop sign. A socialist burned it off the next day. Unfortunately I couldn't find out who it was. Now they've gotten older and still do stupid things. Stealing signs' how dumb can they be.

[Cloud William]

We have lots of old fish heads and nasty old chum here in the Keys. Makes a wonderful greeting for the unsuspecting rat/dud.

Oh, yeah... toss that stuff in the ol' "Bass-O-Matic" and hit "puree". Truly vile. For those who want a similar mixture but don't have a supply of fish heads handy, go buy a bottle of Ortho "Natural" fish emulsion fertilizer. Set it so a baggie of that stuff spills in the back of a 'rat's car and they will not soon forget it.

[Quix]

Great idea!

Fish smells for very fishy critters!

[rodguy911]

Nothing is as putrid as liquefied fish guts, it's a perfect greeting for the rats. They are out at night cause that's when they work steal cars for crack and break into businesses.

[Conservatrix]

Ah, yes, I was thinking of that one also. Leave the entrails outside a few days first.
BUT then it might smell though the plastic bag before the thief gets it into the car?

No time left for this one unles y'all go fishing tomorrow and leav it out tomorrow night, then put it up for Monday night. Might work.

[SAJ]

Ich -- Well, that was sort of the point, to NOT have it be quite weapons-grade. Some of the dumb-ass thieves will try to lick the stuff off (first-hand observation, btw), and the 100% extract could induce all kinds of serious medical problems, including I suppose anaphylactic shock if the idiot were allergic.

Quix -- Results? Think fire ants crawling up and down inside your hands and arms. Also, read Ichneumon's post, he gets it (heh heh heh!). Trust me, mate -- said idiots won't EVER mess with your signs again.

[Quix]

I think I get the picture!

Thanks.