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TERESA SHARES REMEDY FOR ARTHRITIS AT CAMPAIGN STOP: GIN AND WHITE RAISINS
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| 10/15/2004
Posted on 10/15/2004 7:27:27 AM PDT by new cruelty
'You get some gin and get some white raisins and only white raisins and soak them in the gin for two weeks. Then eat nine of the raisins a day'...
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To: Callahan
Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins."Take two of these, Teddy, and call me in the morning."
To: dead
The more this woman talks, the more I think she would be a real hoot as First Lady. I can see her teaching Putin how to play Beer Pong.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:56:02 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Rutles4Ever
LOL
This is one looney heifer.
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:57:18 AM PDT
by
Finalapproach29er
({about the news media} "We'll tell you any sh** you want hear" : Howard Beale --> NETWORK)
To: Arrowhead1952
Not the first time I've heard of this remedy for arthritis.
It is, however, the first time I've heard it from someone on the campaign trail...!
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posted on
10/15/2004 7:57:24 AM PDT
by
HiJinx
(Bush/Cheney '04 - Fit For Command - Piper's Pick!)
To: Born Conservative
"I wonder what she has against black raisins?"
Should we call Jessthe Jackthon?
105
posted on
10/15/2004 7:57:38 AM PDT
by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: new cruelty
Can we schedule a daily press conference for Teresa? This is great material!
To: all4one
"LOL...literally this thread is making me laugh until I cry."
me too!!
seriously, is there a Freerepublic support group? I'm addicted and haven't done a lick of housework since I found this place.
To: new cruelty
Confirms one of my suspicions about her.
108
posted on
10/15/2004 7:58:44 AM PDT
by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: cwiz24
More evidence that she's crazy. Yup. Sheesh.
109
posted on
10/15/2004 7:58:49 AM PDT
by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: SVeritas
Gin and White Raisins - wasn't that a hit for the Strawberry Alarm Clock? That was Incense and Peppermint"
110
posted on
10/15/2004 7:59:40 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: new cruelty
syph - that's great!
I can only hope that she KEEPS TALKING for the next 2 weeks.
It's hard to imagine a more classless group of people then John, Mama T, John and Liz.
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To: tazannie
The next meeting of the Freeper Support Group has been postponed until after the elections.
To: dirtboy
You're killing me... This is hysterical. People have come into my office to ask, "What's so funny?"
Though I'm not sure if THK would approve of us making fun of her...
She'd probably tell us to "Shove it"
WOOT
To: NorseWood
I'll bring the arthritis muffins!
To: AppyPappy
Wait 'til she tries some of Granny's roomy-tism medicine!!!
116
posted on
10/15/2004 8:01:45 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: new cruelty
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posted on
10/15/2004 8:01:47 AM PDT
by
steveo
(Member: Fathers Against Rude Television)
To: Rutles4Ever
A large clove of garlic does wonders against vampires, too, I hear. Darn straight!
I've been wearing one on a neck chain for over a decade and have not seen ONE Vampire in that time - or any of my friends, but that's another topic altogether....
~~gin & raisin mocking off~~
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posted on
10/15/2004 8:01:51 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, I won't. -- Gen G. Patton Jr)
To: new cruelty
LOL... I think that was Incense And Peppermints, which is kerry's health plan remedy for coping with syph. Close. Kerry's plan for treating syph is incest and peppermints. < /just kidding>
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posted on
10/15/2004 8:02:52 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Bring the War on Terror to an elementary school near you! Vote for Kerry...)
To: SilentServiceCPOWife
After soaking the raisins, consume the Gin bottle's contents while spinning around in an office chair.
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