A very funny man. Here are some of my favorite of his jokes:
RODNEY: I dated this woman. I tell you she was old, she was really old.
AUDIENCE: How old was she?
RODNEY: She was so old that when she went to grade school they didn't have history!
"My wife likes to talk after making love. Last night, she called me from a motel!"
"My parents used to move a lot when I was a kid. But they'd never tell me."
"I went to the fights the other night and a hockey game broke out!"
"I don't get no respect. Every Halloween, the wife dresses up the kids as me."
That's two
When will the madness end?
One of the true greats. RIP, Rodney.
Sad news. What a funny man.
DAMN IT.
Back to School. Great movie, I don't care how many times I've seen it I still laugh.
I'll miss you Rodney.
No respect...no respect at all. My wife -- she won't drink out of my glass but she kisses the dog goodbye on the lips.
I went over there - no one was home!
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetary plot.
The guy said, "There goes the neighborhood!"
As he strolled through the courtyard of the garden party, and told that rich ol lady, "gezz, last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it".
Sorry to hear that. Very sad.
"On Nov. 22, 1921, Rodney Dangerfield was born at 44 Railroad Ave. (now Acorn Street) to vaudevillian Phil Roy and his wife. Although Dangerfield left Deer Park early in his childhood, he returned in 1970 for Rodney Dangerfield Day. A week later, Dangerfield brought the plaque he received to an appearance on Johnny Carson's ``Tonight'' show."
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Aw.. Bummer!! Hey, but I always had the feeling he just flat out enjoyed just about every day, right up to the very last.
God Speed, Rodney.
Lets laugh for Rodney, He did well.
1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
2. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
3. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
4. A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
5. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it.
6. With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
7. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
8. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
9. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
10. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
11. My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
12. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
13. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
14. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
This morning about 2 AM I woke up in bed and was just thinking about random things to fall asleep again. I thought 'I wonder how he's doing... not much news...' so I said a short prayer for him. Pretty sad.