A very funny man. Here are some of my favorite of his jokes:
RODNEY: I dated this woman. I tell you she was old, she was really old.
AUDIENCE: How old was she?
RODNEY: She was so old that when she went to grade school they didn't have history!
"My wife likes to talk after making love. Last night, she called me from a motel!"
"My parents used to move a lot when I was a kid. But they'd never tell me."
"I went to the fights the other night and a hockey game broke out!"
"I don't get no respect. Every Halloween, the wife dresses up the kids as me."
LOL, those jokes are priceless! ;-D (post #53)
I bought a used car last week and found my wife's panties in the back seat."
My favorite:
"Kids these days...they get pregnant from eating chicken. I mean it's finger-lickin' good and one thing leads to another!!