Let's not forget Jacques "French Poodle" Kerry's 1970's visits to Gay Paris to meet with the enemy while good men served.
Posted on 10/05/2004 9:58:48 AM PDT by bobjam
Conventional wisdom now holds that both the Bush/Cheney and the Kerry/Edwards campaigns have planned surprises in order to shake the race in their favor this month. What could those surprises be? Here are some suggestions, are there any others?
Bush surprises for Kerry: 1) Bush meets with Allawi in Baghdad 2) Questions arise over Kerry's and Edwards's taxes
Kerry surprises for Bush: 1) Allegations that Bush got a girl pregnant and talked her into an abortion in the early 70's
Bush is bi? That's so McGreevey.
Oh please let it be the Less Than Honorable Discharge!
I am wondering.
Would Kerry be eligible for President if he was dishonorably discharged?
Turd Burglar-American
Let's not forget Jacques "French Poodle" Kerry's 1970's visits to Gay Paris to meet with the enemy while good men served.
~~Tah-Ree-Zah gets preg-e-nant...and it's not Kerrys?~~
So whose is it? Karl Rove's. That would be truly diabolical.
I'm betting the Swiftee's have saved their best for last! Oh please let it be the Less Than Honorable Discharge!
I need to give the Swifties more money. They shouldn't do this one too close to the election. We need time for a solidly lame and discredited Kerry rebuttal. Would this info be in the FBI files that the Clinton's had?
Event that could favor Bush:
1.) Osama is pulled from a cave.
2.) Saddam trial begins.
3.) Another terrorist attack takes place somewhere.
4.) Teresa's finances revealed
That's very realistic.
That's what I'd call 'Taking one for the Team'!
Kerry's face is going to melt from Botox abuse and he is going to have to wear an Arab scarf. He will portray it as an attempt to be culturally sensitive.
1. Rove and whoever is Kerry's guy are given undue credit for some defect on the other side. Called "geniuses."
2. Doubts grow about the Licorice the Hamster story.
3. Kerry's "Burning Down the Hut" film found.
4. Kerry reveals Bush used to drink (no.14 recycled 2000 election meme)
5. Cheney found to descend from witches.
6. Edwards found!
7. Kerry's military records found. April 1969 evaluation written: "...unfit for command..." (Those Swiftees are clever no?)
I know the October surprise:
Kerry's commie masters had Senator Heinz murdered (one of those nasty Clintonista type plane crashes) - PLANNING for their boy Skerry to divorce (then have the marriage annulled of all things) his first wife and marry Tayrayza in order to get the (Republican's) money needed to prime Kerry for the run for Presidency.....
Two birds with one stone - Kerry gets the money he needs to do what he has longed to do all his adult life and the Commies get rid of a Republican Senatorial vote. /tinfoil
Kerry will be "surprised" when the Clintons torpedo him within a week of the election ... of course they'll make sure it looks like a Karl Rove / RNC move!
""Turd Burglar" is the PC term if my memory is correct."
Not to be confused with "Turd Wrestler", which is a PC term for a Plumber.
What about "bone smuggler"
3.) Another terrorist attack takes place somewhere.
Frightening..................
If it were on US soil...............
Ah, yes. Alexandra Polier, not telling Kerry about the Berger investigation, etc.
It won't be an "October Surprise".....it will be a NOVEMBER SURPRISE...for the democrats, when Bush wins by a landslide!!!
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