[Shermy]

1. Rove and whoever is Kerry's guy are given undue credit for some defect on the other side. Called "geniuses."

2. Doubts grow about the Licorice the Hamster story.

3. Kerry's "Burning Down the Hut" film found.

4. Kerry reveals Bush used to drink (no.14 recycled 2000 election meme)

5. Cheney found to descend from witches.

6. Edwards found!

7. Kerry's military records found. April 1969 evaluation written: "...unfit for command..." (Those Swiftees are clever no?)

[Poohbah]

3. Kerry's "Burning Down the Hut" film found.

If they find it, put on Talking Heads' Burning Down the House as the soundtrack (evil grin)