Bush is bi? That's so McGreevey.
I know the October surprise:
Kerry's commie masters had Senator Heinz murdered (one of those nasty Clintonista type plane crashes) - PLANNING for their boy Skerry to divorce (then have the marriage annulled of all things) his first wife and marry Tayrayza in order to get the (Republican's) money needed to prime Kerry for the run for Presidency.....
Two birds with one stone - Kerry gets the money he needs to do what he has longed to do all his adult life and the Commies get rid of a Republican Senatorial vote. /tinfoil