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Hey Jack, were not Europeans. Don't mess with the whiskey
1 posted on 09/29/2004 7:24:44 PM PDT by nypokerface
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Well, crud. That just makes me mad.

I'd switch over to Wild Turkey with its 101 proof if I were a JD drinker.

Fortunately, I'm a Maker's Mark man, so no change necessary.


27 posted on 09/29/2004 7:41:53 PM PDT by William Martel (Foreign stupidity makes America stronger.)
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"I've switched to Maker's Mark since," he said. "I used to drink a bottle a week. Some of our board members drink three bottles a week..."

Is this company hiring? Sombody send me an application.

28 posted on 09/29/2004 7:42:10 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Hurricane Season is Over)
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Modern Drunkard magazine. Wonder what the circulation is?


30 posted on 09/29/2004 7:44:03 PM PDT by eternity (From here to...)
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40 vs. 43? Oh come on...who really notices that subtle difference after 2 or 3 drinks?


31 posted on 09/29/2004 7:44:14 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Oompa Loompa Doopity Do - I've got a perfect puzzle for you: Find John Kerry's brains!)
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So ol' Black Jack waters his whiskey, eh? Whatta suprise. I never liked that sour stuff anyway. However, I did laugh when I read about Modern Drunkard magazine.


32 posted on 09/29/2004 7:44:51 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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As a matter of fact i had noticed a difference. Now i know why. Just Damn.


34 posted on 09/29/2004 7:46:34 PM PDT by uncitizen
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This is booze not soda pop. I don't get this at all. What's next a low-carb whiskey?


35 posted on 09/29/2004 7:48:07 PM PDT by midftfan
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. . . but Jack Daniel's said any savings were canceled by the expense of having to change its labels.

Riiight.

36 posted on 09/29/2004 7:48:36 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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Don't forget if you don't have cough med in the house

That best cough medicine

Hot lemon with hint of JD


37 posted on 09/29/2004 7:48:49 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("Not everybody , in it, for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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We really are facing the end of civilization as we know it.


41 posted on 09/29/2004 7:53:34 PM PDT by colorado tanker ("medals, ribbons, we threw away the symbols of what our country gave us and I'm proud of that")
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Wild Turkey Rare Breed (108.4°, 54.2% alcohol)

Rare Breed is a "barrel-proof bourbon," meaning it is bottled directly from a variety of barrels at the proof it reaches in those barrels, with no added water to lower the proof or dilute the flavor.


42 posted on 09/29/2004 7:53:57 PM PDT by wolicy_ponk (Kerry, follow me no closer than 1000 yards, or I'll teach you what a real purple heart is. -T.Peck)
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Do what you wish with JD, but you better NOT do anything to Boone's Farm or MD 20/20.


44 posted on 09/29/2004 7:58:48 PM PDT by Clemenza (I LOVE Halliburton, SUVs and Assault Weapons. Any Questions?)
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Is this another example of the Nattering Nanny New Prohibitionism?


45 posted on 09/29/2004 7:58:53 PM PDT by valkyrieanne
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When Whiskey tastes like gasoline it doesn't matter what the octane is.

Jack Daniels is gasoline.

48 posted on 09/29/2004 8:02:40 PM PDT by Interious
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WHEN PC INVADES AMERICAN WHISKEY COMPANIES, WE'RE IN DEEP CRAP.


54 posted on 09/29/2004 8:21:27 PM PDT by Indie (Ignorance of the truth is no excuse for stupidity.)
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Is nothing sacred any more?!? <g>

You can always go with some Kentucky Straight Bourbon. There are some quality distilleries in Kentucky that make a mighty fine product.

55 posted on 09/29/2004 8:26:44 PM PDT by NewJerseyJoe (Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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Just as long as Johnny Walker never changes, I'll be good to go.


57 posted on 09/29/2004 8:33:42 PM PDT by Robert Lomax
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Modern Drunkard Magazine. LOL!


64 posted on 09/29/2004 8:44:18 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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Why they're cutting the proof, I don't know. I can't say I really care, either, 'cuz I'm a Jim Beam man when it comes to whiskey. Whiskey for a wild, out-of-control, howl-at-the-moon drunken Bacchanalia, rum shots or a nice extra-dirty vodka martini for a good, socially acceptable buzz.

But THIS is an American drinking tradition they're messing with here! It's like the infamous "New Coke" incident back in the 80's.

Maybe they're afraid of the Satan-inspired wrath of the evil teetotaling minions of MADD, so they dropped the alcohol content by a marginal three percent. It would be just like those dour, pinched-face harridans and harpies to threaten the fine old Jack Daniels distilleries with a class action suit while waving the flimsy evidence of junk science in the face of an activist judge. A pox on them and their lot!

As a side note, I have recently read of an hypothesis that asserts that the origin of the foundation of our very civilizatioon, agriculture, lies on man's God-given need for beer, and the hops and barley needed to produce it.

Furthermore, drinking whiskey is an American tradition that predates the Declaration of Independence and the very Constitution to which we have all pledged our lives and our sacred honor.

On these grounds, I put to you the accusation that MADD itself is an intensely anti-American cabal of ruthless, fraudulent totalitarians, and is, in fact, an enemy of civilization itself!

But you know, that slightly lower proof does make a difference. Last year, I was checking out some of the new flavored "rums" and "vodkas". (I know, I know, they're for girls, but I feel I should know something about a product so that I can more effectively curse, damn and denounce it.)

Those concoctions are generally 70 proof, while the regular run- and vodka-flavored libations bear a proof of 80. I've noticed that if I want to go on an all-out bender, it takes a LOT more of the "girl drink drunk" flavored spirits to get me to the same level of alcoholic bliss than the more manly straight variety.

65 posted on 09/29/2004 8:45:23 PM PDT by FierceDraka ("Party Before Country" - The New Motto of the Democratic Party)
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Unbelievable. I guess I will have to pony up for the specialty bottles as I won't be buying the 80 proof.


68 posted on 09/29/2004 8:48:54 PM PDT by Wolfhound777 (It's not our job to forgive them. Only God can do that. Our job is to arrange the meeting)
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