I'll start....ring.....ring...ring.... Uh,, Mr. Rather....It's Mr. Ashcroft on the phone... He wants to speak to you.
To: BigDaddy63
Dan Rather, after learning the memos were frauds.
2 posted on
09/22/2004 5:00:30 PM PDT by
My2Cents
(http://www.conservativesforbush.com)
To: BigDaddy63
Bush won. I think I'm gonna be sick.
To: BigDaddy63
"Pretty soon-sniff, sniff-you won't have Dan Rather to kick around anymore!"
4 posted on
09/22/2004 5:03:07 PM PDT by
uvular
(Release your uncensored military, senatorial, and medical records, Mr. Kerry)
To: BigDaddy63
Now help me out. How can I blame all of this on Bush??
To: BigDaddy63
Now help me out. How can I blame all of this on Bush??
To: BigDaddy63
Oh pleeeeze don't tell me the "Pajama Squad" is here!
8 posted on
09/22/2004 5:08:39 PM PDT by
Two Dawgs
To: BigDaddy63
Oh pleeeeze don't tell me the "Pajama Squad" is here!
9 posted on
09/22/2004 5:09:05 PM PDT by
Two Dawgs
To: BigDaddy63
Why don't they like me???
Why don't they like Kerry???
(sob, heave, sob)
To: BigDaddy63
Dan reacts to the news he's won the "Mr. Liberal Dupe" competition.
There he is, Mr. Liberal Dupe!
There he is, your ideal.
With so many nitwits,
He took the air by storm
With his truly Liberal face and form! And there he is!
Walking on air, he is!
Dumbest of the Dumb, he is!
Mr. Liberal Dupe!
11 posted on
09/22/2004 5:11:45 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Kerry lied while courageous veterans died.)
To: BigDaddy63
"And then I said, Kenneth doesn't know the frequency, son, and neither do I (sob)."
12 posted on
09/22/2004 5:12:55 PM PDT by
shezza
(Hi, my name is shezza and I'm a FReepaholic.)
To: BigDaddy63
Buckhead WHO??????
Free Republic WHAT??????
Forged WHEN??????
Bloggers WHERE??????
13 posted on
09/22/2004 5:16:42 PM PDT by
LakeLady
(We see his true colors comin' through...Chicken Yellow, Commie Red and UN Blue.)
To: BigDaddy63
Near...far,
Wherever Dems are,
I believe I'll still be on the air.
Here...there,
With no hint of gray hair,
I believe I'll still be on the air...
Somewhere....
14 posted on
09/22/2004 5:17:49 PM PDT by
O Neill
(Swift Vote Republicans For Bush)
To: BigDaddy63
And then I said to Monica, "you grab Willie's wee willie winkie like this and blow."
15 posted on
09/22/2004 5:18:35 PM PDT by
DaBroasta
(Stop the hate--vote Republican)
To: BigDaddy63
Here Dan, blow your nose on these documents.
To: BigDaddy63
"Now, now, Dan, it's all right, you don't have to ever go out in public again."
(There's a comforting hand on him, isn't there?)
To: BigDaddy63
Letterman: Now Dan, in all honesty, what do you think of the documents? what are they really?
Blather: Well, ahh, Dave, they, well there all, ahh, aw AW Bulshhisss. Excuse me I had to sneeze. what was the question again?
18 posted on
09/22/2004 5:25:29 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
("Never argue with a fool, some people won't be able to tell the difference" - M. Twain)
To: BigDaddy63
When told his National Guard hit piece would be a deciding factor in re-electing the hated George W Bush this November, Mr. Rather suddenly gurgled and turned bright pink as giant chucks of rancid beef steak and his favorite Zinfandel raced up his throat, blew over his tongue and shot through his pale, dry lips like a rocket-powered freight train on acid, immediately showering everyone in the studio with vile chunder and earning him more than a few choice swearwords and angry hand gestures.
19 posted on
09/22/2004 5:26:53 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
To: BigDaddy63
that CROW coming back up Mr.
RATher???
22 posted on
09/22/2004 5:56:47 PM PDT by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: BigDaddy63
"But-but-but--Mary made me do it!!!!" Blather blubbered.
24 posted on
09/23/2004 7:06:25 AM PDT by
Polyxene
(For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
To: BigDaddy63
Rather: " *cough* I honestly didn't know poop would taste *cough cough* so bad!! *cough*"
25 posted on
09/23/2004 4:35:36 PM PDT by
BlindGuardian
(*Catchy Tagline goes here*)
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