Posted on 09/13/2004 2:46:53 PM PDT by jer2911tx
If you were Dan Rather's boss, what would you do? X Fire the guy Give him a bonus Pull his mike but keep him on the payroll Suspend him Make him apologize Blame his producers Just ignore the storm
I think making him apologize is more humiliating.
Do a 60 Minutes expose on him and his history of unprofessionalism.
Make him wear pajamas on the air for the rest of his tenure with CBS.
Make him work as an exterminator for Tom Delay's pest control company.
Make him do the news in his pajamas.
I would run wires from his you-know-whats to a diesel truck battery and tell him that everytime I think he is telling a lie I will throw the connection switch.
I voted, but a major setback - we're NOT his boss! It's not the first time 60M screwed up, and they just keep on comin'.
Freeped!
Fire the guy
(62%)
Give him a bonus
(2%)
Pull his mike but keep him on the payroll
(1%)
Suspend him
(4%)
Make him apologize
(27%)
Blame his producers
(1%)
Just ignore the storm
(2%)
I've got some rope! 8-)
I can't do anything right now
because I'm suddenly unemployed
but then MY boss . . .
Funniest thing I've read all day. The imagery is hilarious. I'm picturing flannel Barney PJs, one-piece with built-in slippers.
They should have him wear a dunce hat on air for 7 weeks.
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Congratulate him for being the media face that disclosed how badly the Dems have to lie to garner meaning for themselves and for causing Kerry to lose the election.
Voted to fire, but was hoping that there was an option for a good spanking.
Change Dan's "DEPENDS". Rather stinks!
63% so far say to fire him. Interesting because after looking at past poll results on this site it normally is way to left on polls.
"I would run wires from his you-know-whats to a diesel truck battery and tell him that everytime I think he is telling a lie I will throw the connection switch."
Yes, but Danny boy might like it!
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