Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John
Kerry at a campaign stop, July 25, 2004, in
Columbus, Ohio, laments that his poll
numbers have peaked. "We have to re-
ignite this campaign!"
(Jay LaPrete/AP Photo)
Way to go. I looked for a long time and couldn't find the Woody Allen picture.
LOL @ "blue sperm." That's exactly what the picture looks like. And crawling through some kind of.......erm..........."tube." Heheheh.
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John
Kerry at a campaign stop, July 25, 2004, in
Columbus, Ohio, laments that his poll
numbers have peaked. "We have to re-
ignite this campaign!"
(Jay LaPrete/AP Photo)
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So what's this deal with the dimocRats and sperm?
kerry dresses up like a sperm.
michael moore is a sperm whale.
slick willie is a sperm donor
hitlery is sperm-proof.
barney frank is a sperm-[censored].
Just think kerry may now end up as just a stain on some blue dress.
It does not beat the tank because it was not televised, I doubt anything can beat the tank but who knows.
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Term limits prevented Reagan from running for a third term, so Republicans nominated his Vice President, George H. W. Bush. Reagan’s popularity was enormous by this time, bringing a dignity and international respectability to the office that hadn’t been seen since Eisenhower or Kennedy. George Bush inherited much of that goodwill.
Democrats were determined to bring an end to the Reagan dominance, and put forward a brash, articulate, seasoned political veteran – Michael Dukakis. Dukakis, a witty engaging spokesman who also hosted a popular television talk show, seemed ready for the media spotlight and an effective opponent against the pedestrian, bureaucratic George Bush.
But there was one photo-op, a single moment in a long, laborious campaign that created a sorry image that seriously damaged his bid for the Presidency. It was a silly, unpretentious moment that had far more influence that it should have. But the image damaged Dukakis as a serious presidential contender.
Democrats have always resented the frequent charge that they are soft on the military. So candidates must, in some way, show their support for the armed forces. Dukakis did. He visited a military base, boarded an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank, donned the big eared leather skull helmet of a tank commander and grinned at a camera man hoping to look hawkish and in charge.
Instead, he looked goofy. Dorky. The press had a field day. Cartoons appeared, exaggerating the dork factor. The nation tried to imagine this man as Commander in Chief. They couldn’t.
Bush defeated Dukakis in a landslide.
He really is a boob. It is always wierd when stiff uncomfortable people decide they are going to try laughing or acting like a human being.....they make YOU feel uncomfortable. I could honestly just puke when I see he and Theresa making out....it makes me feel embarrassed. When I saw this picture, I thought instantly of John Kerry in a big birth canal. Someone should do an abortion--quick--before he gets out!
What must al Qaeda be thinking today as they see this photo?
Blue Sperm? Another side effect from Viagra?
All right, Rush. Talking about Kerry looking like a sperm and mentioning Woody Allen movie.
Dateline: Kennedy Space Center July 27, 2004
In a whirlwind tour of the Kennedy Space Center, on the eve of his acceptance of his party's nomination for President, Democratic candidate John Kerry, in a spur-of-the-moment decision, decided to show his versatality and multi-tasking ability, by turning his NASA visit into a demonstration of how he is concerned with several issues in his campaign; stem-cell research, increasing costs of senior citizen's prescription drugs and NASA space exploration.
Not being content with addressing the concerns of senior citizen's complaints of the increased costs of prescription medications, candidate Kerry decided, instead, to tackle the concerns of advocates for natural health, which he perceives will win him the Green Nader votes.
Therefore, in a stroke of genius which took his campaign staff by total surprise, presidential hopeful Kerry allowed himself to be photographed emerging from a NASA clean room, dressed as a stem cell, while receiving a high colonic.
