DFU SONG: Forever in Blue Jeans (John Kerry is Blue Sperm - worse than the Dukakis tank photo)

DFU SONGS | 7-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS - find in the second column

More fun than Dukakis...more fun than Dukakis

What a boob...he looks like Woody Allen in the tube
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm

Michael D.... was not this funny...I'm sure you'll agree
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm

Everything that you had wanted to know about sex will be clear...by the dork it's revealed
Just like the tank...we've got to thank those who helped set this up...his doom's sealed

Let us mock...the man whose liberal views are such a crock
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm

Michael D.... was not this funny...I'm sure you'll agree
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm...John Kerry is Blue Sperm

[onyx]

Thank you for the special ping.
I have bookmarked your other thread from last night.
These are KEEPERS Doug.

[finnman69]

he's crawling out of Michael Moore's whale ass.

[doug from upland]

All right, Rush. Talking about Kerry looking like a sperm and mentioning Woody Allen movie.

[THE MODERATE]

You are right about the internet, still I do not think it beats the tank Dukakis actually planned this as a campaign event, I just do not see how anything can beat that, but who knows.

[doug from upland]

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

SOMEONE FROM NASA LEAKED THE PHOTO!

[doug from upland]

Here is what a real leader looks like when he visits NASA ---

[doug from upland]

I looked all over. You found the picture. Good going.

[doug from upland]

KERRY SHOVES BACK

[Boomer Geezer]

Dateline: Kennedy Space Center July 27, 2004

In a whirlwind tour of the Kennedy Space Center, on the eve of his acceptance of his party's nomination for President, Democratic candidate John Kerry, in a spur-of-the-moment decision, decided to show his versatality and multi-tasking ability, by turning his NASA visit into a demonstration of how he is concerned with several issues in his campaign; stem-cell research, increasing costs of senior citizen's prescription drugs and NASA space exploration.

Not being content with addressing the concerns of senior citizen's complaints of the increased costs of prescription medications, candidate Kerry decided, instead, to tackle the concerns of advocates for natural health, which he perceives will win him the Green Nader votes.

Therefore, in a stroke of genius which took his campaign staff by total surprise, presidential hopeful Kerry allowed himself to be photographed emerging from a NASA clean room, dressed as a stem cell, while receiving a high colonic.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"It does not beat the tank because it was not televised, I doubt anything can beat the tank but who knows." Kerry's conspiratorial protest helps it beat the tank. It was like throwing gasoline on a fire. As if this man didn't have enough problems: flipping off a veteran in front of school kids at the Vietnam Memorial, his nutty wife, his lame running-mate, the flip-flop flak, the Flipper moment, the skiing incident, the bicycle incident.... He's a goofball.

[Syncro]

I like the animated version better, where KerryOkie is movin' and a groovin' to yer lyrics...

He such a Kerryicature of himself it's impossible not to mock him.