Posted on 07/27/2004 9:05:14 AM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS - find in the second column
More fun than Dukakis...more fun than Dukakis
What a boob...he looks like Woody Allen in the tube
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm
Michael D.... was not this funny...I'm sure you'll agree
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm
Everything that you had wanted to know about sex will be clear...by the dork it's revealed
Just like the tank...we've got to thank those who helped set this up...his doom's sealed
Let us mock...the man whose liberal views are such a crock
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm
Michael D.... was not this funny...I'm sure you'll agree
I started laughing and I haven't stopped...my head nearly popped
John Kerry is Blue Sperm...John Kerry is Blue Sperm
Thank you for the special ping.
I have bookmarked your other thread from last night.
These are KEEPERS Doug.
he's crawling out of Michael Moore's whale ass.
All right, Rush. Talking about Kerry looking like a sperm and mentioning Woody Allen movie.
You are right about the internet, still I do not think it beats the tank Dukakis actually planned this as a campaign event, I just do not see how anything can beat that, but who knows.
Dateline: Kennedy Space Center July 27, 2004
In a whirlwind tour of the Kennedy Space Center, on the eve of his acceptance of his party's nomination for President, Democratic candidate John Kerry, in a spur-of-the-moment decision, decided to show his versatality and multi-tasking ability, by turning his NASA visit into a demonstration of how he is concerned with several issues in his campaign; stem-cell research, increasing costs of senior citizen's prescription drugs and NASA space exploration.
Not being content with addressing the concerns of senior citizen's complaints of the increased costs of prescription medications, candidate Kerry decided, instead, to tackle the concerns of advocates for natural health, which he perceives will win him the Green Nader votes.
Therefore, in a stroke of genius which took his campaign staff by total surprise, presidential hopeful Kerry allowed himself to be photographed emerging from a NASA clean room, dressed as a stem cell, while receiving a high colonic.
He such a Kerryicature of himself it's impossible not to mock him.
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