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Moore to weave his magic on next Harry Potter book
Chinaview.cn ^ | 7/2/04

Posted on 07/02/2004 5:58:38 PM PDT by ladyesk

 BEIJING, July 2 (Xinhuanet) -- Sizzling in the acclaim for Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore has accepted an invitation to direct the sixth Harry Potter film, reported CRIENGLISH.com.

    Author JK Rowling has announced the title of her sixth novel in the fantasy series.

    Moore, who won an Oscar in 2003 for Bowling for Columbine, will weave his own magic on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

    It is already being predicted to sweep the boards at the Academy Awards in 2006.


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bogus; china; harrypotter; hoax; lyingliars; mediabias; michaelbinlarden; michaelmoore; michaelmoore411; rumor; whoore
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To: ladyesk

I can already predict the ending, wherein we all discover that the Dark Lord is actually George Bush, and the Deatheaters are all Republicans.


41 posted on 07/02/2004 7:32:33 PM PDT by MCH
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To: The Scourge of Yazid

My family got our first TV in 1948. Mom had a difficult time with the birth of my brother and Dad brought home a Sylvania 9" {GASP} TV while my Mom recuperated from the birthing. It was esconced on our RCA Floor Model Radio.

It was a Saturday and Dad spent the whole day setting up the antenna and TV. The only thing on the box was a test pattern and a "whoooing sound"! That evening we turned on the set and saw our first Saturday night movie. Dad and Mom shreaked in delight and I couldn't figure out why. The show? "Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe!"

That fall I entered kindergarten. I carried a peach pit in my pocket because it reminded me of Flash's space ship. Soon all my kndergarten friends, (the boys), were carrying peach pits and we wouldchoose up sides and decide who would be Ming, Flash et al. You know for the next year I was very popular and kids would line up to get an invite to "come see a TV program"

Tisolkovski's peach pit designs

">Burt Rutan's peach pit design

I guess you can claim to be a Space Cadet if your peach pit can reach space!!!

42 posted on 07/02/2004 7:53:06 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: lavrenti
I wonder if Michael Moore smells.

Well, he does have a nose, doesn't he? I assume it's in working order...

(sorry, couldn't resist reversing that "my dog has no nose" "How does he smell?" "terrible!" joke... my guess is, Michael Moore stinks of cheetos.)
43 posted on 07/02/2004 7:54:19 PM PDT by KangarooJacqui (I'm here, I'm conservative, if that's queer, you'll just have to live... with it!)
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To: aculeus
Well, my wit's alive and kickin', so bring it on!
44 posted on 07/02/2004 8:07:38 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)
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To: Young Werther; KangarooJacqui
Wonderful story.

I'm the type of "space cadet" whose feet never leave the Earth's surface.

45 posted on 07/02/2004 8:10:25 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)
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To: The Scourge of Yazid
For your amusement, had J.K. Rowling used Michael Moore for her entire series it would have gone down like this:

Harry Potter and the:

Film-maker's Stoned
Chamberpot of Misery
Prisoner of Propagand
Gobbledygook Liar
Boredom of the Z-flicks

and for 2006,
Harry Potter and the Half-Truth Wince

46 posted on 07/02/2004 8:10:32 PM PDT by NewRomeTacitus (Want to make a difference? http://www.numbersusa.com)
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To: NewRomeTacitus; Happygal
Oh, the possibilities!

Alas, Mr. Moore is too preoccupied grooming himself, i.e. picking fleas, lice and other parasites out of his scraggly, lame-ass excuse for a beard, and terrifying women and small children throughout the land, to concentrate on his next cinematic endeavor.

47 posted on 07/02/2004 8:13:09 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)
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To: kaehurowing

I don't know whether to laugh, or shudder, at how much that does sound like what Riefenstahl would do.

Thankfully, there are two things to consider:

1. It's a hoax; and

2. Jo Rowling would never allow such a travesty to hit the screen.


48 posted on 07/02/2004 8:15:29 PM PDT by Old Sarge (2004: Win One More For The Gipper!)
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To: The Scourge of Yazid

Well the little wittle lice gotta live somewheres!

I'm thinking of having Michael Moore designated as a natural habitat preserve.

Save the midges!!!


49 posted on 07/02/2004 8:19:49 PM PDT by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: ladyesk
I heard that J.K. Rowling is sick and tired of all the success , fame, and the millions and millions the Harry Potter books have earned her. She figured that if she could totally screw up the next Potter movie, that would put the "Batman" curse on it, and bye bye bright lights. The logical choice would be Moore, since he is a heavyhanded, emptyheaded, self hating, propagandist. No way could the movie be anything but garbage.

Ask me if the above story is true, and I'll admit that it isn't, but what else would explain this looney rumor?

50 posted on 07/02/2004 8:24:51 PM PDT by Richard Axtell
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To: ladyesk

It doesn't surprise me. The LEFT sticks together.


51 posted on 07/02/2004 8:24:58 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: Old Sarge
It has to be a hoax. Remember JK Rowling would'nt let Steve Speilberg near her "baby" because in preliminary discussions Speilberg suggested that he might add his touch to the series and Rowling would have none of that.

Moore is a slub!

52 posted on 07/02/2004 8:26:36 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

Oh, I agree! I've come to know how much control Jo Rowling has over the films, and she'd NEVER allow Lumpy to get his greasy claws on it.


53 posted on 07/02/2004 8:29:44 PM PDT by Old Sarge (2004: Win One More For The Gipper!)
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To: Young Werther

Hey that's a picture of Tom Corbet Space Cadet wow!


54 posted on 07/02/2004 8:31:00 PM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (God bless our troops!! Our President and those who fight against the awful commie, liberal left!!)
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To: kaehurowing



Bravo...


55 posted on 07/02/2004 8:32:23 PM PDT by SouthernFreebird
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To: Empireoftheatom48
Here's the Link to the Solar Guard site, home of Tom and his fellow cadets!

Tom Corbett

Of course, Space Cadet was a Heinlein invention, (book)

56 posted on 07/02/2004 9:04:45 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: JenB; RosieCotton; Corin Stormhands

Ping.

PS: After you recover from your heart attack, see Post #6 :)


57 posted on 07/03/2004 12:10:47 AM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Happygal

It is no wonder the French Love Michael Moore, they like to think that all Americans, look and dress like him.


58 posted on 07/03/2004 1:26:01 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: The Scourge of Yazid

The kids would all be talking with impenetrable Scottish burrs, necessitating subtitles, that's what's wrong with it! :-)


59 posted on 07/03/2004 9:54:30 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Ni Jesus, Ni Marx..OUI REAGAN!)
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To: RightWingAtheist; MadIvan; Happygal
Oh no!

You've aroused the ire of the Scottish freepers and freepettes.!

By the way, are there any of those people here?

There gotta' be!

Now, Wales on the other hand...

Well, that's a different story entirely.

60 posted on 07/03/2004 9:57:33 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)
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