Posted on 07/02/2004 5:58:38 PM PDT by ladyesk
BEIJING, July 2 (Xinhuanet) -- Sizzling in the acclaim for Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore has accepted an invitation to direct the sixth Harry Potter film, reported CRIENGLISH.com.
Author JK Rowling has announced the title of her sixth novel in the fantasy series.
Moore, who won an Oscar in 2003 for Bowling for Columbine, will weave his own magic on Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
It is already being predicted to sweep the boards at the Academy Awards in 2006.
More likely, the no-talent plagiarist will just rip off the title of her new book, no doubt to refer to "Prince" George. Anyone as dim as Moore should not attempt any project that requires originality or satire. But apparently he's too dumb to know how ordinary his ideas are. Any slob who's just finished off 5/6 of a six pack could come up with something just as good. Unfortunately for all of us, this guy's on Prozac or something that tricks his addled mind into thinking he's brilliant, witty and fabulous.
Plot Summary of Book Six: Bowling for Hogwarts
In which we discover Harry Potter is only after the Dark Lord because the Dark Lord once attacked Harry's father.
Harry is totally dependent upon his father's incompetent advisers (Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Arthur Weasley), who have a totally irrational belief that the Dark Lord intends to unleash an attack against the wizarding world, despite the assurances of the Minister of Magic and the mainstream media (The Daily Prophet)that there is absolutely no evidence to support this.
There is also absolutely no evidence that the Dark Lord is planning to coordinate any attacks with a shadowy terrorist group known as the Death Eaters.
The attacks on Hogwarts which left a number of students dead are solely due to the fact that wizards are permitted to have wands. There is no evidence indicating that either the Dark Lord or the Death Eaters were involved (per Lucius Malfoy, editor of the New Hoggsmeade Times).
In fact, I just got a strong whiff of Moore-stink right now.
He must be peregrinating somewhere between 14 St. and Union Sq. and Bedford Ave., Campus Road.
Maybe he's looking for a late night snack.
My apologes to JKR! Sometimes I wish that I wasn't a mudblood!
No problem at all!
Now, if you were a "space cadet" on the other hand...
I'm just a space cadet. They say I'm an idiot. My girlfriend...smokes cigarettes.
Maybe he's headed for MacDonalds?
Oh! Maybe not! He's already been super-sized! ;-)
However, "Super-size Me" is still better than any fatuous schlock that hirsute, corpulent puke can ever produce.
And by the way, how the heck do you actually gain weight after you pick up more work?
I thought that something like that was a metaphysical impossibility.
Actually the problem is he has stopped his Prozac, and has returned to his delusions of grandeur, much like Al Goron.
Food critic? :-)
Also he is the bad guy in "It's a Wonderful Life." (the man who tried to induce Jimmy Stewart to sell his family owned bank) / just kidding
I doubt it is true too, as Michael Moore is not that great of film maker.
I did read someone where online that China is letting the documentary of Moores into China.
HG: thanks to some "dead" wit he's known in these parts as Lumpy Riefenstahl
Worse. He's a fat man in shorts.
The man has NO shame! ;-)
The lumpy bit I get...the rest...ummmm.....(I'm going to have to do something about this cultural divide! If only to understand all the 'in' humour!!! *S*)
If true, it's proof positive that Harry Potter and his creator are emmissaries of SATAN..,
It's a joke, son...
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