Kennedy doesn't need a boat. Crap floats.
Posted on 06/18/2004 8:13:43 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
O'Reilly: Who's gonna say this isn't a war anymore?
Col. David Hunt: We can't have Americans being beheaded anymore. We can't have towns like Fallujah. Its time for the bombs to start dropping.
O'Reilly: This is a war. I think just about everybody will believe that at this point. Everyone except Ted Kennedy.
Col. David Hunt: Who gives a crap about Ted Kennedy! Put him in a boat in Boston harbor and ship him off!!!!
LOL! My kind of man. Is he available?
I love Ted Kennedy.
Got a problem with that?
Nope....love him and take him on a honeymoonto france...
Thanks for the ping!
re: Ted "comfort the enemy" Kennedy.
Some time back I started referring to him as Senator Ted "Aid and Comfort" Kennedy, as in "treason against the United States shall consist of .... giving aid and comfort to the enemies thereof." Good to see someone else on the same wavelength!
The one I had on my wall from National Lampoon,(thatI wish I still had,)was a full page that looked like an actual front page of a newspaper. There was an actual large photo of Teddy facing dozens of reporters who all are shoving microphones at him in what looked like a crowded hallway.
Comic book "captions" were used for the dialoge( the white oval space with a "tail" pointing to the person talking).
The one reporter "asks":"Sen.Kennedy...if you are handed the 1976 Democratic Presidential nomination,will you accept?"
Kennedy's "reply":" I'll drive off that bridge when I come to it"....
Seeing old Teddy loves them(terrorist) so much, instead of bringing them here and telling us how wonderful they are he should take the Colonels advise, grab a boat out and head over there. Permanently!
ROTFL!! I just LOVE Col. Hunt!!
Yes!
That would be "The National Lampoon Encyclopedia of Humor"; 1973.
I'm gonna watch for it on Ebay just for that picture!
Besides being incredibly sharp, whitty and blunt, Col. Hunt is a snazy dresser. Have had a bit of a crush on him since I first saw and heard him on FOX.
How can a man who couldn't find the door handle on a 68 Buick to save a woman's life think he's capable of understanding our national security policy? Teddy is a disgraceful drunk who feeds anti-American statements to the Arab media, which are then turned into propaganda used to instigate attacks against Americans. If Al Gore knew what he was talking about, he'd urge Teddy to resign instead of Rumsfeld.
Or, I propose we use Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore for hostage negotiations. i.e. we trade them for any American hostages. Since Ted and Mike "feel the pain" of the terrorists, they should be able to talk the the terrorists into setting them free.(evil grin and wink)
bttt
LOL! Col. David "I wouldn't trust the UN to provide security for FOX News headquarters!" Hunt is a hoot! Good on you, sir!
Kennedy doesn't need a boat. Crap floats.
It is bad when we have to start killing our own citizens but I think we will have to. Things are gonna get a lot more messier Im afraid.
bttt
Well now, actually I do like Senator Kennedy. But I also get a kick out of listening to Colon el Hunt. (I admire folks who speak plainly and with enthusiasm) I do hope, however, that we restore the citizen politician to better use. These dynasties start to look too much like royalty. From President Bush to Mayor Daley and county sheriffs who are a family afffair are not good.
One more reason to love COL Hunt!
God bless him!
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