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Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)
Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: celebrity; decadence; decadenceofthewest; hollywood; hollywoodsmorals; hollywoodsvalues; idolofthewest; madonna; popculture; popstar; queenofpop; sexuallydiseased; skank; slut; stdfactory; tramp
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To: EggsAckley

Yes, it's as simple as that.
Martin, Anthony, Christopher, Madonna, Paula, Melanie, Mario & Jennifer ... isn't that obvious at the first glance ?


41 posted on 06/18/2004 7:14:22 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: King David

So, what happened to "Madge"?


42 posted on 06/18/2004 7:15:08 AM PDT by snuffy smiff
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To: King David

I'm thinking of changing my name to "John C. Holmes."


43 posted on 06/18/2004 7:16:43 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Truth666

Madonna Louise is her real name. She is from a Italian family and while "Madonna" is not that common, its not unheard of (according to my NY Italian friends) She was named after her mother.

"Lourdes" is a common french name for girls.

It really annoys me when people pick on names just because they are not John, Mary, Mike.not that there is anything wrong with those names, but not all names have to be WASP.

There are lots of things to pick on Madonna about, but her real name (and that of her child's) shouldnt be one of them.


44 posted on 06/18/2004 7:17:50 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: evets

Anna Nicole Smith, literally a dumb f@#K!


45 posted on 06/18/2004 7:17:59 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: KellyAdmirer

She was weird when Michael Jackson was still cool.


46 posted on 06/18/2004 7:18:44 AM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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To: King David

When she remakes herself for the 50th time will she be "Polyester"?


47 posted on 06/18/2004 7:18:59 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (John Kerry - Not the Swiftest Boat in the Delta.)
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To: Truth666

According to what law? and in what state?


48 posted on 06/18/2004 7:19:53 AM PDT by Military family member (Proud Pacers fan...still)
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To: All

I don't really know if this is appropriate or not to mention here, but perhaps this explains much of her Anti-American Behavior lately: I believe she's half French! (LOL) - a Fact I pulled down once from a web page I have long since forgotten!




49 posted on 06/18/2004 7:20:13 AM PDT by Mr. C
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To: Truth666
Yes, it's as simple as that. Martin, Anthony, Christopher, Madonna, Paula, Melanie, Mario & Jennifer ... isn't that obvious at the first glance ?

Isn't WHAT obvious? What ARE you talking about?

50 posted on 06/18/2004 7:20:55 AM PDT by EggsAckley (...............“Zvinongoitikawo (…**it happens)”...............)
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To: King David

The confused Ho is desperately serching for meaning in her pathetic life. First she was Catholic, then Buddist, now Jewish. What next, Muslim?


51 posted on 06/18/2004 7:22:58 AM PDT by BadAndy (Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
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To: Hemingway's Ghost

Glad I did a quick scroll, 'cause I was about to Googleize Aunt Esther...


52 posted on 06/18/2004 7:23:08 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Democrats assume Republicans lie as much as they do.)
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To: EggsAckley

The names of her brothers and sisters


53 posted on 06/18/2004 7:23:12 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: EggsAckley

Re: Truth666 - I'm glad your having a hard time following this guy's thought process as well.....what is he blabbering about????


54 posted on 06/18/2004 7:23:13 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: FeliciaCat
To understand a conspiracy you should understand first its purpose.
In the case of "Madonna" it was ESSENTIAL to make people believe that she really had the name from the start.
55 posted on 06/18/2004 7:26:15 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: Just mythoughts

Nah, he was found in a "pit", she is awaiting the next "King of Bablyon".

That would be....Michael Moore...???


56 posted on 06/18/2004 7:26:40 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Nope......No Tag Line Here! (keepin'my tags to myself,thank you very much!!))
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To: FeliciaCat

"what is he blabbering about????"

I love this hour of the day! It is when the caretakers let the "patients" have an entire hour at the computer!


57 posted on 06/18/2004 7:26:57 AM PDT by Bluntpoint
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To: Truth666

Time to take your meds.


58 posted on 06/18/2004 7:27:16 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: Truth666; FeliciaCat
And your point is......??

You previously made the statement that it wasn't legal to name a child Madonna in 1958..........I'm still waiting for the explanation of THAT post, too.

59 posted on 06/18/2004 7:27:40 AM PDT by EggsAckley (...............“Zvinongoitikawo (…**it happens)”...............)
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To: King David

is she converting to judaism


60 posted on 06/18/2004 7:28:45 AM PDT by freddiedavis
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