Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David
Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.
And please, no teasing.
Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).
Yep. That describes her perfectly
(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")
Yes, it's as simple as that.
Martin, Anthony, Christopher, Madonna, Paula, Melanie, Mario & Jennifer ... isn't that obvious at the first glance ?
So, what happened to "Madge"?
I'm thinking of changing my name to "John C. Holmes."
Madonna Louise is her real name. She is from a Italian family and while "Madonna" is not that common, its not unheard of (according to my NY Italian friends) She was named after her mother.
"Lourdes" is a common french name for girls.
It really annoys me when people pick on names just because they are not John, Mary, Mike.not that there is anything wrong with those names, but not all names have to be WASP.
There are lots of things to pick on Madonna about, but her real name (and that of her child's) shouldnt be one of them.
Anna Nicole Smith, literally a dumb f@#K!
She was weird when Michael Jackson was still cool.
When she remakes herself for the 50th time will she be "Polyester"?
According to what law? and in what state?
I don't really know if this is appropriate or not to mention here, but perhaps this explains much of her Anti-American Behavior lately: I believe she's half French! (LOL) - a Fact I pulled down once from a web page I have long since forgotten!
Isn't WHAT obvious? What ARE you talking about?
The confused Ho is desperately serching for meaning in her pathetic life. First she was Catholic, then Buddist, now Jewish. What next, Muslim?
Glad I did a quick scroll, 'cause I was about to Googleize Aunt Esther...
The names of her brothers and sisters
Re: Truth666 - I'm glad your having a hard time following this guy's thought process as well.....what is he blabbering about????
Nah, he was found in a "pit", she is awaiting the next "King of Bablyon".
That would be....Michael Moore...???
"what is he blabbering about????"
I love this hour of the day! It is when the caretakers let the "patients" have an entire hour at the computer!
Time to take your meds.
You previously made the statement that it wasn't legal to name a child Madonna in 1958..........I'm still waiting for the explanation of THAT post, too.
is she converting to judaism
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