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Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)
Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

Posted on 06/18/2004 6:50:49 AM PDT by King David

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: celebrity; decadence; decadenceofthewest; hollywood; hollywoodsmorals; hollywoodsvalues; idolofthewest; madonna; popculture; popstar; queenofpop; sexuallydiseased; skank; slut; stdfactory; tramp
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To: King David

Raise your hand if you care.





That's what I thought.


22 posted on 06/18/2004 7:00:26 AM PDT by wmichgrad
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To: spectre

...or Coco.


23 posted on 06/18/2004 7:01:04 AM PDT by kdmhcdcfld (Any rebroadcast of this tagline without the express written consent of FreeRepublic is prohibited.)
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To: King David

"Since Bablyon was in what is now modern-day Iraq, maybe she's got the hots for Saddam Hussein."


Nah, he was found in a "pit", she is awaiting the next "King of Bablyon".


24 posted on 06/18/2004 7:01:44 AM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: mtbopfuyn

Believe it or not, it is a term used to describe the Blessed Virgin.

Which means she shoulda changed her name a looooong time ago!

(What was the harlot's name in Jericho? Rahab? Something like that?)


25 posted on 06/18/2004 7:01:52 AM PDT by Mr. Thorne ("But iron, cold iron, shall be master of them all..." Kipling)
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To: King David; Just mythoughts
Just mythoughts "Queen of Babylon???" ~ Just mythoughts

More like the "Whore of Babylon"...

26 posted on 06/18/2004 7:02:25 AM PDT by null and void ( 'IF', only the middle letters in 'life.')
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To: King David

>Unfortunately, "Moon Unit" and "Dweeble" have already been >taken.

I think it's Dweezle. Not that it matters, they are both ridiculous names.


27 posted on 06/18/2004 7:03:12 AM PDT by sandbar
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To: Xenalyte
"I think Madonna is her birth name - Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone."
That's part of the engineering I'm talking about. That hoax is very simple to uncover - in 1958 it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna".
28 posted on 06/18/2004 7:03:27 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: King David

I like "Ether" better.


29 posted on 06/18/2004 7:03:34 AM PDT by Lockbar
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To: King David

Esther Blodgett?


30 posted on 06/18/2004 7:03:47 AM PDT by babaloo999 (Zionist troll since 2001)
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To: null and void

Just mythoughts "Queen of Babylon???" ~ Just mythoughts


"More like the "Whore of Babylon"


Ah, reading mythoughts!!!! LOL


31 posted on 06/18/2004 7:03:48 AM PDT by Just mythoughts
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To: King David
Anna Nicole Smith lost 60 pounds!

... oh I'm sorry, what were you saying about Madonna?

32 posted on 06/18/2004 7:05:18 AM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush)
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To: King David

In the same vein as "Prince" went he became "The Artist",
Maybe she should be referred to as:
"The slut formerly known as Madonna"
Or just "The Slut" for short.


33 posted on 06/18/2004 7:05:39 AM PDT by Hanging Chad
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To: King David

Who cares?


34 posted on 06/18/2004 7:05:39 AM PDT by OldFriend (LOSERS quit when they are tired/WINNERS quit when they have won)
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To: ken5050

Plastic surgery does wonders to make every hollyweird personality look exactly the same.


35 posted on 06/18/2004 7:06:13 AM PDT by marty60
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To: Just mythoughts

Yes. They're not just your thoughts...


36 posted on 06/18/2004 7:06:32 AM PDT by null and void ( 'IF', only the middle letters in 'life.')
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To: King David

"Esther is MY name, sucka, and ain't know cheap FLOOZY gonna go 'round RUININ IT fo' me. A-MEN, sistas."

37 posted on 06/18/2004 7:07:22 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: King David

Pop Culture is so boring.


38 posted on 06/18/2004 7:07:22 AM PDT by Lady Eileen
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To: King David
BTW, one of the main roles that those people that engineered Madonna gave her was the same that the Clintons played.
Anyone have a guess ?
39 posted on 06/18/2004 7:11:34 AM PDT by Truth666
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To: Truth666
in 1958 it wasn't possible to name a child "Madonna".

Huh?

40 posted on 06/18/2004 7:11:34 AM PDT by EggsAckley (...............“Zvinongoitikawo (…**it happens)”...............)
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