Madonna Changing her name to Esther (Please don't make fun of her)

Glenn Beck Program ^ | 06/18/2004 | Glenn Beck

[King David]

Madonna is planning on changing her name to "Esther". She says that as she has gotten older and more mature, she thinks "Madonna" is no longer appropriate. Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible: they have to actually clean up their rooms and say "thank you" when someone compliments them and everything.

And please, no teasing.

Never mind that Esther was a beautiful virgin in The Bible. The most beautiful virgin given to the King (Esther 2:2-7).

Yep. That describes her perfectly

(Austin Powers voice here--"Raaaaiiiigggghhhtt...")

[avenir]

As crazy as it is I love that bunny picture.

[EggsAckley]

LOL!!

[Caipirabob]

is she converting to judaism

Nazi's...communists...Palestinians...the French and now Madonna? How much must these people endure?

[MEGoody]

Can we make fun of the name Lourdes?

[Aquinasfan]

The Eagle lands at midnight....
Beware of the albino dwarf....

The moon is low tonight...

LOL! Funny thread.

[evets]

"Folie a deux": A rare syndrome characterized by the simultaneous occurence of psychosis in two people who have a close relationships. In such cases, one of the two (the inductor) is usually suffering from paranoia or some other paranoid. The inductee--generally a woman or a passive male--seems to accept the delusional attitudes of the dominant person and often is his spouse or child. When the passive person is seperarated from the domination of the inductor, her psychosis is likely to disappear, while the inductor retains his abnormal symptoms...

... but I digress...

Yeah, that Anna Nicole... dumb as a fox.

[MEGoody]

"is she converting to judaism"

My understanding is that she is converting to some sort of jewish mysticism thing.

[EggsAckley]

"The Kabala is an ancient Hebrew mystical system of thought. ..."

My understanding is that she is a follower of Kabala. Her shows contain a number of symbols of Kabala, I'm told.

[Tall_Texan]

Few things are more pathetic than a 40-year-old still crying out for attention and willing to do anything to get it.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Truly one of the great comediennes of our time. I stumbled across some of her stand-up, and MAN, she was good and salty. No church lady in real life, she.

[girlscout]

Supposedly this brand works best.

[Badeye]

The main problem is the Limbaugh's, Hannity's, Snow's and O'Reilly's of the world are news analysts, not network anchors, not Editor's in Chief.

They can't determine whats done to the average news story, they can only comment on the aftermath.

The last 48 hours demonstrate this clearly. The NY Times LIED, or if you are bit more kind...GROSSLY MISREPRESENTED once again (Jayson Blair obviously is a scapegoat at this point for whats happening at the Gray Lady).

And its not just the front page, or lead story. Its the relatively new thought of allowing "Readers Views" comments to go unchallenged, unedited, even when they contain obvious errors of fact.

[Politicalmom]

Rahab was rewarded for being a good person. Not appropriate.

Jezebel is probably the name you are looking for. : )

[EggsAckley]

I'm fond of the extra heavy foil. I have a hat made of it that I use whenever I talk to a telemarketer.

Looks like our resident tin-foiler has used up his computer time and been sent back to the rubber room. Oh well, tomorrow IS another day!

[Mr. C]

Meaning???

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Though "Dweeble" woulda been cool. : )

Signed,
Proud Owner of a copy of "Shampoo Horn"

[A2J]

Now that she's a mother, she teaches her children how to be responsible:

Oh, yea, and bumping and grinding on stage, simulating sex acts is a wonderful way to teach her kids and those who read her "children books" on how to be responsible.

"Responsible" = code word for "I'm getting older and am not appealing to the younger crowd so I'm reaching out to the old farts."

[tophat9000]

That what happens when you age
she gone from a new testament figures to an old testament figure

[70times7]

Ester of the Bible??? I don't think she can come close, does anyone know what her REAL name is???

Well, I know Hillary already has claim on the name Jezebel. What was the name of the trollop that shacked up w/ Judah?