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Are Homeschoolers really similar to Islamic Terrorists?
Creative Loafing,Charlotte ^ | BY QUINN COTTON

Posted on 05/11/2004 8:39:01 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

Homeschool Horror Divinely ordained education, taught by martyrs

BY QUINN COTTON

You know how there are terrorist cells embedded throughout the world? Well, in my neighborhood we have numerous "homeschool" cells humming in the cul-de-sacs. They're almost as scary as the terrorist ones in some ways -- and they definitely have some traits in common with them.

When we first moved to Charlotte, the houses next to us, behind us, and diagonally across the street all contained children who mysteriously never seemed to leave home, and mothers with glazed expressions on their faces. The whole set-up of moms stuck with their school-age kids 24/7 gave me the willies, and that was before I even had one of my own.

Middle class areas seem to be magnets for little suburban schoolhouses. Even though there must be homeschooling pockets all over Charlotte, somehow I don't picture your basic Ballantyne babe risking breaking a nail on a chalkboard in the bonus room, or skipping a tennis set for an educational excursion to the sewage plant. Likewise, I doubt many Belmont moms miss a beat packing those kids off to public school. It's the middle class that gets suckered into the myth that mothers and older children can survive being together all day without somebody being strangled. The true "haves" and "have-nots" know better.

What's scary is that a lot of the homeschooling faithful are as fueled by a fanatical, religion-based belief in their mission as Islamist terrorists, and seem to be just about as brainwashed. Sometimes I even wonder if they're a manufactured race along the lines of the Stepford wives in Ira Levin's book, but assembled in fundamentalist Christian churches instead of family basements. Like the Stepford robots, they're programmed to fulfill their husbands' fantasies, only in this case it's their role as the Ultimate Selfless Mothers.

Other times I feel like the heroine in another famous horror story by Levin, Rosemary's Baby, at that chilling moment when she puts together the anagram "All of Them Witches" and realizes it refers to her seemingly harmless neighbors. Some of the homeschooling moms (HMs) are kind of witch-y, with the uncut hair and the long skirts because pants on females are unholy, but the description that really applies to this coven is "All of Them Zealots."

They're not only terrorist-like in their conviction that their calling is divinely ordained, homeschoolers also often have a broad martyr streak. Rather than suicide bombings, though, they commit "suicide book-learning," sacrificing their own lives to teach their kids. I've known one or two to get pregnant as an excuse to get out of homeschooling hell, but the true martyrs keep right on instructing, with the newest little pupil glued to their breast.

Beyond a certain age, children and mothers are just not meant to be isolated together. It's unnatural. Keeping the kids at home might have worked back in the Stone Age, but cave women would've at least had each other for company, and I bet they made damn sure the youngsters stayed off in a group together while they grunted gossip and drank their Cro-Magnon coffee.

Kids need their teachers to be adults, separate from their mothers. That way they can idolize or despise them apart from a parent figure, and don't have to depend on one person for everything they require. Did a parent of yours try to teach you to drive? How'd that go? 'Nuff said.

All young animals must be immersed in a mass of their peers so they can figure out what it means to function as a member of the larger group. Believe me, I'm aware that homeschooling families get their children together, since occasionally there'll be a flood of them from next door scrambling over the fence to play uninvited in our yard, but being with maybe a dozen other kids once in a while doesn't do the trick. It takes serious numbers for developing humans to catch on to the nuances of accepted behavior and to have a chance to make enough friends. I just can't see homeschooling providing adequate socialization.

One of my neighboring HMs taught her two kids through eighth grade, then threw them to the wolves in public high school. The boy ended up dropping out and doing jail time, and the girl got pregnant.

Yes, I know that homeschooled kids have won high-profile academic contests, but for every homeschooler who aces a spelling bee, there's some poor child being "instructed" by a parent who's barely literate herself. Teachers in the public school system are required to have certification and college degrees, yet any yahoo can force their kids to stay home as long as they pass an annual test.

What's really scary about homeschooling is what it can do to the sanity of a mother deluded into thinking it's her Christian duty. No woman was ever meant to be trapped in a house all day with children old enough to spell "homicide."

So if new neighbors move in next door and you notice that the kids never leave for school and mom wears her hair in two braids, be afraid. Be very afraid


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: North Carolina
KEYWORDS: barf; education; homeschool; homeschoolparanoia; homeschoolterrorism; northcarolina; socalledjournalism
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To: BibChr
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101 posted on 05/11/2004 9:52:28 AM PDT by Dataman
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To: ZULU
Maybe it is for the best that the author doesn't home school her children. As bad as public schools have become, her children will surely grow up to be more normal there, than if she had home schooled them.

Like they say: "Home schooling isn't for everyone."
102 posted on 05/11/2004 9:52:50 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Republicans who die between now and 2 Nov. will be voting for Kerry. Stay healthy!)
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To: SLB
One of my homeschooled children graduated Summa Cum Laude from Georgetown College this past Saturday. She is going to attend the University of Cincinnati graduate school next fall on a 100% scholarship with a healthy stipend to help out.

Yes, but don't forge that "for every homeschooler who aces a spelling bee, there's some poor child being "instructed" by a parent who's barely literate herself." See, the author has already countered our arguments. Isn't he clever? LOL

I guess I'd better put my kids back in school because if YOUR kids are doing well, mine must not be and I must be illiterate.

103 posted on 05/11/2004 9:54:17 AM PDT by cantfindagoodscreenname (Stop The Flow of Ketchup to China!! Vote for George Bush in 2004!)
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To: 2Jedismom
Quoting Scripture, Pilgrims, or Founding Fathers doesn't impress liberals a bit, so let's turn their own documents against them in the homeschool debate:

U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 26, Section(3)

Parents have a prior right to choose the kind of education that shall be given to their children.
104 posted on 05/11/2004 9:56:41 AM PDT by Rytwyng (we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
Anyone have any comments?

Paranoia runs rampant in this woman's head. It takes a village you know.

105 posted on 05/11/2004 9:56:54 AM PDT by c-b 1
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To: Izzy Dunne
I responded to being called mis-guided because I didn't homeschool, by Straight Vermonter. The artcle is a silly as that accusation.

Since you agree withe the article (as you said earlier), then should I assume that you would teach your kid(s) that Homeschoolers are like terrorists?

As I said before, you took my agreement out of context. Of course not, homeschools parents chose differently, that's all.

And who here would you say is not "open-minded"?

Any one who believes their way is the only way. There seems to be a lot of disgust for anyone who would still choose public education.

106 posted on 05/11/2004 9:58:01 AM PDT by fml ( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
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To: fml
you seem to have a problem with us who choose public education.

Other than my disgust at their lack of consideration for the education of their children and the resultant harm to the republic, I don't have a problem with people who dump their children in public school.

107 posted on 05/11/2004 9:58:12 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: Steve_Seattle
Sometimes I wonder why people have children if they don't want to be around them. I remember being on an email list where a woman was upset because the school board had dared to have a teacher's inservice day right after a three day weekend. She had no idea what she was supposed to do with her kids all day. Now even us homeschoolers need a break, but those that say they can't fathom the idea of being around their kids really annoy me.
108 posted on 05/11/2004 9:59:15 AM PDT by HungarianGypsy (I'm voting for Kerry....After I vote for Bush!!)
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To: SLB
Congratulations.

An article in The Washington Times (May 9, 2004, p. D1 & D3), "Home-schooling: Nontraditional learning receiving high marks" by Karen Goldberg Goff, gave quite a different slant.

109 posted on 05/11/2004 9:59:32 AM PDT by Dante3
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To: Izzy Dunne
Other than my disgust at their lack of consideration for the education of their children and the resultant harm to the republic, I don't have a problem with people who dump their children in public school.

See?!?!

110 posted on 05/11/2004 10:00:19 AM PDT by fml ( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
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To: fml
"Open-minded means respecting others values that differ from your own"

Oh, you mean values like five years of "welcome to your penis education", making condoms assessible, banning conservative clubs from schools, Gunpoint polie searches for drugs, Leftist indoctrination materials and slanted textbooks, Global Warming is going to kill us all, your kid is so stupid we have to have a medical form from a doctor before he can take a Rolaids after lunch, Teaching immoral values through literature (not the books themselves, but mocking the kid's opinions on them if they differ from the leftist teacher), blatant racism against white students by some black teachers, but you cant call it that because everyone knows blacks can't be racists, sixth grade school dances, We don't care if you learn, we just want you be be able to pass the test, How dare you question our authority here at school?, We will never ever say we were wrong or apologize for a grievous error on our part, We'll keep an incompetant teacher for at least a year because if we don't spend the money in the budget we'll lose that much in Federal funding next year...............


I'm teaching my kids not to be sheep and not to blindly accept everything the school teaches without first checking other sources. I've spent countless hours over the years "deprogramming" my kids from the leftist BS that is shoveled at them everyday in school.

I would hope as a conservative you would at least check the course content of your children's texts and workbooks.
111 posted on 05/11/2004 10:02:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
[ Are Homeschoolers really similar to Islamic Terrorists? ]

Well YES... Kids all fitted with TRUTH bombs. prancing around spewing truth all over the neighbor kids. Like 2 + 2 = 4, things like that. A pitiful sight to see, too. In some cases causes the neigbor kids to lose self-esteem. I know some kids that know the capitals of overy state, the provinces in Kanukistan and URP too at the age of seven. Already can do some algebra and are done with school work by 10:00am in the morning and LOVE TO READ. They just love to read about new things.

Pitiful I tell ya.. Oh! for the days when all the children can go to school on monday and they are teaching the same things on friday, boring them to death. Which causes myriad behavior problems giving the teachers reasons to ask for even more money. This home schooling problem gets any worse and school budgets could be SLASHED and cost JOBS..

112 posted on 05/11/2004 10:02:36 AM PDT by hosepipe
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To: pax_et_bonum
Ping if you haven't seen this.

Pong if you have.
113 posted on 05/11/2004 10:03:33 AM PDT by Flyer (CAUTION! People May Be Dumber Than They Appear In The Forum)
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To: Just another Joe; blu; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Actually I have put Tennis lessons,at the country club, on hold for myself in order to teach my two boys to read and write. However we still force them to go. (It is within our religious beliefs.)

You should see what all of this negligence has done to my golf stroke.....Forget about it....

114 posted on 05/11/2004 10:03:48 AM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross (Every heart beats true for the red,white and blue)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
When I read the article, it struck me that with liberals it always comes down to our Christian faith. They are like vanpires who melt at the sight of a cross.
115 posted on 05/11/2004 10:11:43 AM PDT by WVNan (Be faithful in little things, for in them our strength lies. (Mother Teresa))
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To: Rebelbase
I'm teaching my kids not to be sheep and not to blindly accept everything the school teaches without first checking other sources. I've spent countless hours over the years "deprogramming" my kids from the leftist BS that is shoveled at them everyday in school.

Good for you. I have not had to "deprogram" my kids because I have not left the responsibilty of raising them to any one else. So your point is?

116 posted on 05/11/2004 10:12:24 AM PDT by fml ( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
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To: norraad
Cro-Magnon coffee (does it come in de-calf?).

That's the Holstein latte.

117 posted on 05/11/2004 10:13:30 AM PDT by arthurus
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To: aaCharley
The Public School system is one place where incompetence is rewarded.
118 posted on 05/11/2004 10:14:40 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
You should see what all of this negligence has done to my golf stroke.....Forget about it....

Golf stroke?
Is that where you fall down on the grass clutching your chest and saying, "My left arm is numb."?

119 posted on 05/11/2004 10:14:48 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Diva Betsy Ross
This is appalling.
120 posted on 05/11/2004 10:15:10 AM PDT by Amityschild (I heart Rummy!)
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