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Posted on 05/03/2004 5:45:16 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Conservomax
I wonder when he fell if he blamed it on his secret service? If he was upset I wish I was there to say "Hey John why such the long face."
To: Conservomax
"How do you like my full body jockstrap? The most advanced safety equipment available and will absolutely prevent injury if I should fall off...not that I EVER fall OOOOOooooofffff OWWWWW I SCRAPED MY WIDDLE SHOULDER...wimper...sniff..."
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:53:57 AM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: hoosiermama
Hi, hm. What can a $6,000 bike be made of, I wonder? We all know what Kerry is made of.
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:54:05 AM PDT
by
Bahbah
To: Conservomax
Man, I think I have fingers that are bigger than those chicken legs.
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:54:05 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Hey, I wouldn't touch Camryn Manheim's uterus on a bet.)
To: Conservomax
I wonder how many consultants he had picking out his color-coordinated biking gear. I wonder how many he had showing him how to put it on making sure he didn't look like a complete fool.
To: Conservomax
"First day without the training wheels. I feel very comfortable... Very independent... Ver-"
*crash*"F***in' Gravity! Sunnofabee! Effin' Secret Service! Never around when you need 'em. Where's my manservant? Damn! Damn!
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:54:59 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(JOHN KERRY never saw a TAX he would not HIKE !)
To: Conservomax
"Can I get another Purple Heart because I scraped my knee?"
To: Conservomax
John Kerry should wear that Bike Helmet all the time, as much as he falls! For someone who never falls, he sure takes a lot of spills.
To: Conservomax
Hubby is 6' 8" and relatively thin...I have to save this pic to show him. He's WAY more muscular than that...obviously heavier too. Of course, he's an EEEEEVEEEEEL logger, and thus works hard and treks through the woods every day. Kerry looks like a STICK FIGURE!
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:56:19 AM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Conservomax
"these are my sissy gloves" I might get a boo-boo.
To: evad
"when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell"
A little fragile. A patch of sand sends him over the bars. You wonder what would happen if he saw a pebble.
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:56:31 AM PDT
by
snooker
To: Dick Grayson
> I wonder how many he had showing him how to put it on making sure he didn't look like a complete fool.
Not enough.
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:57:03 AM PDT
by
old-ager
To: Conservomax
Do you think I could sue these legs for non-support?
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:57:11 AM PDT
by
Sangria
To: evad
Wish I could find a pic of the spill somewhere.
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:58:13 AM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Your comment produced an image that will be with me all day.
Question: Does his butler have to lift him off the bike?
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posted on
05/03/2004 5:58:47 AM PDT
by
O.C. - Old Cracker
(When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
To: Conservomax
I am not surprised that John is wearing Yellow. He must be showing his unity with France and stand on terrorism.
To: snooker
Where are his knee pads? Oh yea, Chris Matthews is wearing them!
To: Conservomax
"Without my prostate I feel no pain"
We seem to be having a lot of pictures of the French looking Viet Nam veteran attempting to prove that he is in good health. Doth he protest to much?
To: Ron in Acreage
"Where are his knee pads? Oh yea, Chris Matthews is wearing them!"LOL...Kerry was afraid kneepads would make him look silly.
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posted on
05/03/2004 6:01:58 AM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(UN Resolutions = Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
To: Conservomax
"See... I told you I don't drive an SUV..."
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posted on
05/03/2004 6:02:38 AM PDT
by
kjam22
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