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Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle
AP- via Yahoo News ^ | 05-02-04 | AP

Posted on 05/02/2004 1:39:40 PM PDT by petercooper

CONCORD, Mass. - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) took a spill from his bicycle while riding Sunday afternoon but was not injured, a campaign official said.

AP Photo

Kerry was riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, about 18 miles north of Boston, when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell, campaign officials said.

"He's fine. They took the bike into the bike shop and he went home," said campaign spokesman Michael Meehan.

Kerry was in Massachusetts — he has a home in Boston — enjoying a break from the campaign trail. It was not immediately clear on what road in Concord he was biking.

Kerry, 60, rides his bicycle as often as he can and sometimes brings it with him on the campaign plane.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botox; chickenlegs; dork; idontfalldown; kerry; kerrytakesatumble; liar; sobssagent; somesobknockedmeover; tumble
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To: demkicker
This guy is a world class French looking DORK





LOL! LOL! LOL!
YES!
41 posted on 05/02/2004 1:49:55 PM PDT by onyx (Kerry' s a Veteran, but so were Lee Harvey Oswald, Timothy McVeigh and Benedict Arnold)
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To: ican'tbelieveit
Is he going to request some type of commendation? Injured in the line of duty or something?

A "Yellow Heart" (to match his biking outfit) to replace the Purple Hearts he threw over the wall before he didn't throw them over the wall.

42 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:00 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: petercooper
"Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle"

Thank God!

43 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:00 PM PDT by Batrachian
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To: petercooper
The Real Logo of the Democrat Party! Click the Pic
Click the Pic

44 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:01 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: July 4th
surprised he didn't get a purple heart for this one.....
/sarcasm off
45 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:04 PM PDT by lancium
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To: petercooper; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Looks like a jugheaded mango.

46 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:22 PM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: gitmo

47 posted on 05/02/2004 1:50:47 PM PDT by petercooper (I just discovered my family owns an SUV.)
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Start "Miss Gulch Bike Riding Music".....NOW!

Du du-dah du-dah dah
Du du-dah du-dah dah...


"I'll get you, my pretty...and your little tax cut, too!"
48 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:14 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: cyncooper
And a jockstrap. We know because he bought it with the press in tow...

And accompanied by his daughter. He is a sick bastard.

49 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:30 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: mountaineer; BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; lodwick; Iowa Granny; Timeout; Endeavor
Mr. Coordinated strikes again!
50 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:30 PM PDT by pubmom
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To: petercooper
I saw an earlier Fox clip where Kerry was departing an aircraft and he stumbled like Gerald Ford and then turned around and pointed at something as if nothing happened or it was a conspiracy by the VRW. Nothing was ever said about his stumble. But the media played Ford's stumbles over and over and GWB falling off a "Segway" over and over.
51 posted on 05/02/2004 1:51:31 PM PDT by jonsie
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To: petercooper

52 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:01 PM PDT by maggief
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To: petercooper
Did the SOB secret service agent step in front of him????

We know, weebles wobble but they don't fall down.


[end sarcasm]
53 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:09 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: petercooper
Was there a pretzel involved?

Just wondering....................
54 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:14 PM PDT by WhiteGuy (Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
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To: petercooper
Now awaiting word on his 4th purple heart.... Drudge Siren hahahahahahahahhaa
55 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:42 PM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck....but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is .)
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To: Timeout
But he's still metrosexually color-coordinated.

Exactly. Matching can go too far -- to the point where it looks...flamboyant. Even the little cap on his waterbottle matches.

56 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:46 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: petercooper
Is that a picture of a skunk on his shirt?

Lordy, he's just too precious...
57 posted on 05/02/2004 1:52:53 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: onyx
Ha!

He DOES look like fruit...a queer banana!
58 posted on 05/02/2004 1:53:01 PM PDT by Timeout (Weren't none of us recently fell off a turnip truck)
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To: petercooper

59 posted on 05/02/2004 1:53:13 PM PDT by Libertarian444
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To: petercooper
kerry makes Gerald Ford look coordinated.
60 posted on 05/02/2004 1:53:17 PM PDT by FrankR
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