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Kerry Uninjured in Fall From Bicycle
AP- via Yahoo News ^ | 05-02-04 | AP

Posted on 05/02/2004 1:39:40 PM PDT by petercooper

CONCORD, Mass. - Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) took a spill from his bicycle while riding Sunday afternoon but was not injured, a campaign official said.

AP Photo

Kerry was riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, about 18 miles north of Boston, when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell, campaign officials said.

"He's fine. They took the bike into the bike shop and he went home," said campaign spokesman Michael Meehan.

Kerry was in Massachusetts — he has a home in Boston — enjoying a break from the campaign trail. It was not immediately clear on what road in Concord he was biking.

Kerry, 60, rides his bicycle as often as he can and sometimes brings it with him on the campaign plane.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: botox; chickenlegs; dork; idontfalldown; kerry; kerrytakesatumble; liar; sobssagent; somesobknockedmeover; tumble
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To: Joe 6-pack
LMAO! Reminds me of getting nailed in a crosswalk coming home from school when I was 10. I slid on my butt a half block. However I was initially wearing "good underwear". It hurt. I was wearing a Catholic school uniform, not Levis...
201 posted on 05/02/2004 3:23:41 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: tuckrdout
FR thread:

Part Butler & Part Buddy, Aide Keeps Kerry Running (NY Times interviews Kerry's Butler)

202 posted on 05/02/2004 3:25:17 PM PDT by cyncooper
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To: Timeout
You're right, they do look unusually small. You know what the scariest part is? He thinks he's hot crap. He thinks he looks like a stud on that bike-- that is frightening!
203 posted on 05/02/2004 3:28:39 PM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: faithincowboys
Do ya think he has camel toes!
204 posted on 05/02/2004 3:29:28 PM PDT by Jank
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To: Larry Lucido
"Kerry doesn't fall! Someone must have pushed him"

Yeah, who is the SOB that did it this time?

205 posted on 05/02/2004 3:30:03 PM PDT by lstanle
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To: petercooper

206 posted on 05/02/2004 3:30:16 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Jank
For sure! I even think he's menstruating in that picture!
207 posted on 05/02/2004 3:31:05 PM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: Batrachian
I wonder if he can apply for a purple heart. Injured while on the campaign trail?
208 posted on 05/02/2004 3:31:15 PM PDT by JENINMO
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To: petercooper
What is it about these Democrats when they try to do something athletic for the cameras; Klinton jogging with his fat thighs, and Kerry on his color coordinated bike. They always look like such dorks!
209 posted on 05/02/2004 3:33:19 PM PDT by Lockbar
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To: onyx
First Souter, now Kerry!
210 posted on 05/02/2004 3:33:22 PM PDT by Lawdoc (This space for rent.)
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To: TomGuy
Didn't Jay Leno use this pic (football catching) in his little video showing Bush throwing a snowball at Kerry and Kerry flinching.
211 posted on 05/02/2004 3:34:52 PM PDT by altura (Sometimes the ground rises up to meet me, but I DON'T FALL DOWN-but if I do, I have a helmet on.)
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To: Lockbar; All
He is freakish on that bike. He looks like a bony-assed douche bag on that bike!
212 posted on 05/02/2004 3:35:24 PM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: faithincowboys; Timeout
Here's my take-- skinny legs, oversized face and head and a penis the size of a clitoris!!

Don't leave out...teeny, tiny FEET!

I think that for the rest of this week we should call him Pee-Wee.

213 posted on 05/02/2004 3:36:01 PM PDT by GaltMeister (This is not my tagline. It belongs to my family.)
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To: in the Arena
"He was trying to wave with both hands, but his right hand voted against waving, then the left hand couldn't make up its mind and when it tried to retract its wave after already waving, the vast sand wing conspiracy attacked him."

Now my head hurts.


;))
214 posted on 05/02/2004 3:36:30 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: TASMANIANRED; MeekOneGOP; Mia T; potlatch; PhilDragoo; Liz; Happy2BMe; onyx; jennyp; jmstein7; ...





215 posted on 05/02/2004 3:37:04 PM PDT by devolve (................... ...........................Hello from Sunny South Florida!..................)
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To: Sacajaweau
Wonder what REALLY is going on?

He's getting brain cell implants?

216 posted on 05/02/2004 3:37:25 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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To: faithincowboys
I think you've got it! I get a little clumsy around that time of the month. Poor boy, probably has cramps. Doesn't
his butler carry anything for that?
217 posted on 05/02/2004 3:38:20 PM PDT by Jank
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To: cyncooper
Why don't you address the point I made?

Ok, Kerry is a putz and a clumsy one at that.

Was there a story involved that blamed his clumsiness on a pretzel?

It's a yes or no................


From my point of view, the issues that apply to what is best for Americans have nothing to do with prior military service, bike riding, falling down and blaming a pretzel, medals, national guard attendence, family wealth and where it came from, or vocabulary shortcomings.

Yet these are the issues that are presented for our consumption.

Does either candidate have a plan for replacing the Social Security Ponzi scheme?

Does either candidate have a plan for a reduction in the size and scope of government?

Does either candidate have a plan for securing OUR borders?


Forgive me for making fun of what is presented to us as important, but most of it is "not important".

Get it now?

218 posted on 05/02/2004 3:38:29 PM PDT by WhiteGuy (Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press...)
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To: GaltMeister
I can get on that bandwagon. He is awful!
219 posted on 05/02/2004 3:39:34 PM PDT by faithincowboys
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To: Timeout
Hahahaa! It would be my pleasure :-)
220 posted on 05/02/2004 3:40:23 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
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