Posted on 02/20/2004 4:24:48 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
he almost looks like he's about to break out into a Gene Simmonds impersonation ala Kiss....
"..you really like...my limousine...you like the way...the wheeeeeels roll...but...DO YA LOVE ME!!!"
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Of all the love I have won or have lost
there is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end
I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry
I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it's true, pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you so that you won't lose all
I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Come and listen to a story about a man named John
A lame drunkard, barely kept his first wife long,
Then one day he was throwing some 'Nam brass,
And hittin on a widowed broad with mega cash.
Teresa that is, red gold, Heinz ketchup.
Well the first thing you know ol John's livin in Boston a hack billionaire,
Teresa said "No more tickets, John move that fire hydrant from there"
Said "Down the damn street is the place it ought to be"
So John bribed the city fire dept and it was removed from Beacon tout-suite.
Hill, that is. Drunken pol, goofy broad.
He's a one trick pony
One trick is all that horse can do
he does one trick only
It's the principal source of his revenue
And when he steps into the spotlight
You can see his botox
Come rising through
See how he dances
See how he loops from side to side
See how he prances
The way his hooves just seem to glide
He's just a one trick pony (that's all he is)
But he turns that trick with pride
THIS JUST IN......In an attempt to lure MTV's "Rock the (young female) Vote", Kerry picked up a guitar and started strumming uncontrollably. Unfortunately, the publicity stunt failed miserably when it was discovered that Kerry, in fact, didn't know where to place his hands on guitar, in order to play even one "chord".
Bored and disgruntled, his pseudo groupies fled, en mass, and were last seen waiting in line for Justin Timberlake concert tickets.
"Let's see, strum with the thumb...just like The Archies used to do it...man, that new intern will think I'm cool now!"
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