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[beelzepug]

"...brain polyps. Perspective warts. Fear blisters. Hate rashes. Sanctimony drip. Chronic nose picking."

All of these can be avoided by steering clear of the bathhouses.

[MississippiMan]

I bet Satan is especially proud of this worker, probably even setting up a leadership position for him among the minions.

Good grief.

MM

[sauropod]

Miss Morford, it is evident that you do not know God.

[redhead]

I almost made it all the way through this thing...almost.

Morford is not only a twit, but he's an IGNORANT, ABRASIVE, SANCTIMONIOUS twit. No wonder this is the first one of his "articles" I have attempted to read. I think it will be my last attempt. I have better things to do, like clean the birdcage.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I love Morford. His over-the-top hysteria puts him just behind Mark Steyn in entertainment value - for a very different reason, of course, but I still look forward to reading whatever outrageous imagery his fevered brain cooks up each week.

[johnb838]

It is not too late. You can heed the call, make the change, intervene today in a hardcore religious person's desperate life, present them with a new way, a fresh path, introduce them to their own personal Jesus: themselves.

This is truly the voice of satan writing through this pervert that we call Miss Morford. I don't know when I've read anything this diabolical. Is Joseph Campbell really as much of a misanthrope and anti-theist as Morford claims?

[EdReform]

You can heed the call, make the change, intervene today in a hardcore religious person's desperate life, present them with a new way, a fresh path...

Like this?

Sex, torture and erotic electrification in America's 'gay' churches

Was Jesus 'gay'?

No thanks. I'll strive to enter the narrow gate.

[Teacher317]

Of course, the truth of the matter is that, in all likelihood, 99% of those who support the Iraq War didn't have to "consult the Almighty" to arrive at the conclusion that it was the proper thing to do. Saddam was murdering millions, threatening many more, was grooming two even more vicious sons to take over for a few more generations of rule-by-terror, the previous 13 years of UN and US resolutions were proven ineffective far beyond possible doubt, and horribly weak-kneed precedents were being set for future tyrants to learn to exploit.

Theological conferencing was (and is) unnecessary to arrive at the best, and only, logical course of action... but that hardly bothers the Left when they are deferring to their strength: "hyper-sensitive over-reaction" (nodding to Ann Coulter's column today).

[.cnI redruM]

>>>>Is your god really, really angry right now?


Yes, as a matter of fact, he just finished reading this very column. The atmospheric pressure has dropped, the temperature has gotten colder. Dark clouds are forming overhead. Yeah, I'd say I've seen him in better moods.

[FierceDraka]

WTF was THAT all about? That was one of the most unreadable articles I've encountered in a while.

What is it about snide leftist screed writers? They think of themselves as these great fountains of wit, but it comes off to the rest of us as unreadable trash on the same literary level as Tiger Beat.

[Liberty Valance]

Is morford a sissy?

[tuesday afternoon]

And does your heart tell you that homosexuals are a dire threat to humankind and should be stopped at all costs before the so-called gay agenda sneaks into the playground and the drinking water and the "Spongebob" scripts and starts covertly converting our blessed innocent hetero children to a life of sin?

Yeah, that pretty well spells it out.

[Podkayne]

Lk !2:51 - "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law."

Lk 22:36 - "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."

Looks like Jesus has his own agenda in spite of what the anti-christian establishment has to say.

[mountaineer]

God has a plan, after all. This is what they say. He has an incredibly obtuse and impossibly dense master blueprint that explains all the war and death and burned babies in Iraq, all the cancer and animal cruelty and Lynne Cheney, and you are just too small and unevolved to possibly understand, or do anything about it.

Lynne Cheney? I mean, really. Lynne Cheney? LOL, Miss Morford gets extra credit for the sheer hysteria and irrationality of this one.

[Old Professer]

This guy needs to get married or take a bath.

[kaylar]

This Morford creature's work (to judge from the articles of his that I've seen on FR) would be considered an impressive performance for a high schooler, about par for the course for a undergraduate newspaper editor-and it's ludicrous that a grown man would write such cant, such stereoytped drivel. It's even more ludicrous that a major metropolitanm newspaper allows such poor-quality hack work in its pages, rather than a lucid thinker with quality prose-right or left.

[Slings and Arrows]

I could pick ten nutjob blogs at random, and at least five would contain better-written and more coherent insane rants than this one. Why on G-d's good earth does a major newspaper associate itself with this nutter, however tenuous the association?

About the only good thing I can say about Madame Morford is that he's more of a woman than Maureen Dowd will ever be.

[Richard Axtell]

This is truly sad. I've commented on Mofford before, but without a doubt, this sick, twisted man is truly paranoid and bordering insanity. His anti-theist hatred is almost unprecidented in its viciousness and venom. This virulent screed is only seperated from the blackned perfidy of the likes of the perverted Ernst Rohm of the SA by decades of time, but certainly not in substance. One can only hope he might find some sort of peace and redemption, but pardom me if I fail to see how that might come about.