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Morford: Is Your Religion Unsanitary? Join the godless throngs now!)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, February 20, 2004 | Mark Morford, there is no less sanitary human behavior than gay sex

Posted on 02/20/2004 9:02:12 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:49 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Is your god telling you, like it tells G.W. Bush every night, that your unwanted unprovoked ultraviolent war against a nearly defenseless nation is not only justified and righteous, but is His deepest wish?

And does your religion tell you, like it tells so many of the Christian Right, that homosexuals are a dire threat to humankind and should be stopped at all costs before the so-called gay agenda sneaks into the playground and the drinking water and the "Spongebob" scripts and starts covertly converting our blessed innocent hetero children to a life of sin?


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To: Constitution Day
Thankth for thith.
21 posted on 02/20/2004 9:30:03 AM PST by presidio9 (FREE MARTHA)
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To: presidio9
God works in mysterious ways....I once thought of religion much like Ms. Morford (shudder!), but without warning I was brushed by the hem of His garment and my life changed infinitely for the better. Hopefully Ms. Morford can have that sort of experience one day.
22 posted on 02/20/2004 9:31:45 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan
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To: presidio9
Yeesh, Mark-tell us how you really feel, OK? No sense holding back like this.

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If stuff like this shocks or suprises anyone here, get your head out of the sand. It's going to get a lot worse.

23 posted on 02/20/2004 9:32:07 AM PST by jboot (Faith is not a work.)
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To: sandpit
Who do you think gave him the ability to write?
24 posted on 02/20/2004 9:34:06 AM PST by stuartcr
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To: presidio9
Hey, don't look at me like that! LOL
25 posted on 02/20/2004 9:34:42 AM PST by Constitution Day (NLC™)
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To: presidio9
It is never too late. It is your choice. Won't you join us?

No. I will not.

Does this guy ever get tired of arguing with his own fantasy of what the rest of society is like?

26 posted on 02/20/2004 9:34:44 AM PST by bondjamesbond
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To: presidio9
Letting go, de-clenching, letting the spiritual blood flow, is half the battle.

I'm not entirely sure whether Miss Morford is referring here to a spiritual epiphany or to anal intercourse. For some folks there's a distinction, for others, perhaps not.

27 posted on 02/20/2004 9:35:25 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: <1/1,000,000th%
No barf alert?

Morford - from the Anglo-Saxon "Mo" meaning attention or warning and "Rford" originally "rrrfoooordg" from the result of drinking too much cheap mead.

"Morford" signs can still be at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.

28 posted on 02/20/2004 9:35:33 AM PST by KarlInOhio (The idea of five Supreme Court justices appointed by President Kerry chills me to the bone.)
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To: jboot
Yes, I was surprised.
29 posted on 02/20/2004 9:35:46 AM PST by Judith Anne (Is life a paradox? Well, yes and no...)
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To: presidio9
Made it through about the first 2 paragraphs.

Only in S.F. can some pole-smoking, anti-christian, bush hating, rump ranger get published in an actual newspaper.
30 posted on 02/20/2004 9:36:22 AM PST by Johnny Gage (God Bless our Firefighters, our Police, our EMS responders, and most of all, our Veterans)
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To: presidio9
I originally tought the title said "godless thongs".
Better not give Missy M any ideas.
31 posted on 02/20/2004 9:38:33 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Just once I'd like to get by on my looks.)
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To: Constitution Day
Thorry. I don't know what came over me. Maybe Morford'th tharting to make thome thenthe to me...
32 posted on 02/20/2004 9:38:58 AM PST by presidio9 (FREE MARTHA)
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To: Judith Anne
Really?

Maybe I just listen for this stuff more than most do. I maintain a semi-religious blog. The responses that my religious posts get-even from my supposed friends-are shockingly negative, even malicious.

33 posted on 02/20/2004 9:40:46 AM PST by jboot (Faith is not a work.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
I originally tought the title said "godless thongs". Better not give Missy M any ideas.

Marketing directly to the heathen? Perhaps a new line from Abercrombie?

34 posted on 02/20/2004 9:42:45 AM PST by WritableSpace
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To: little jeremiah
Ping
35 posted on 02/20/2004 9:44:38 AM PST by EdReform (Support Free Republic - All donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you for your support!)
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To: presidio9
"...brain polyps. Perspective warts. Fear blisters. Hate rashes. Sanctimony drip. Chronic nose picking."

All of these can be avoided by steering clear of the bathhouses.
36 posted on 02/20/2004 9:46:01 AM PST by beelzepug
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To: presidio9
I bet Satan is especially proud of this worker, probably even setting up a leadership position for him among the minions.

Good grief.

MM

37 posted on 02/20/2004 9:48:21 AM PST by MississippiMan
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To: presidio9
Miss Morford, it is evident that you do not know God.
38 posted on 02/20/2004 9:49:11 AM PST by sauropod (I'm Happy, You're Happy, We're ALL Happy! I'm happier than a pig in excrement. Can't you just tell?)
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To: presidio9
I almost made it all the way through this thing...almost.

Morford is not only a twit, but he's an IGNORANT, ABRASIVE, SANCTIMONIOUS twit. No wonder this is the first one of his "articles" I have attempted to read. I think it will be my last attempt. I have better things to do, like clean the birdcage.

39 posted on 02/20/2004 9:49:23 AM PST by redhead
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
What a beautiful way to share your testimony. So glad that you are a part of the family of believers and also the family of freepers. May God bless your day.
40 posted on 02/20/2004 9:51:59 AM PST by rwgal
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