DNC looking for your sob story (it's all Bush's fault!)

democrats.org ^ | 1-12-04 | By Young Stalin

[Jimmyclyde]

NOW IS THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO SPEAK OUT

In just a few days, Bush will give his State of the Union address, where he'll distort his record to paint the best picture he can for his reelection campaign.

But we know the real story.

Help us tell the real state of America's working families. Tell us your story about how your family, your neighbors, and your community have felt the sting of Bush's policies. Have you:

* Lost your job or seen local businesses forced to lay workers off? * Seen healthcare costs skyrocket? * Seen important services cut by state or local government? * Been forced to pay higher college tuition?

Click the link below to tell us your story and we'll publish a compilation of the best ones on the web in a special report detailing the real state of America's working families.

http://mailer.democrats.org/rdr/002NT071Sd0001D

We'll publish the stories anonymously and share them with Democratic leaders in Congress for use on the House and Senate floor during debates. Send your story today!

And be sure to click the link below to tell your friends or forward them this message!

http://mailer.democrats.org/rdr/002NT071Sd0001E

[Howlin]

Just how old are you anyway? Just asking. I'm almost 53.

What the heck kind of question was that? Trolling for dates?

[nopardons]

Get a grip yourself!

[JLO]

replying just to you??? Eh?

[dogbowl]

This sounds familiar: during the recount, the DNC was asking Floridians to report malfesiance at the ballot box... I sent their lawyers some lies to sift though.

But how have I suffered since? My Monica jokes are growing stale at the water cooler. If we don't get an embarassment in the White House soon, I'll have to find new material!

[MattAMiller]

Here's what I sent

"George Bush made me lose my job. Now I'm forced to wait in the daily gruel line as oil executives drive past in their SUVs and spit on us. Please DNC, please lift the miserable pall that has been brought over this land. Raising taxes will solve everything."

[lorrainer]

Nominating #40 for quote of the MONTH!

[WaterDragon]

Hey! The Dimwits already have a few folks in the wings ready with sob stories. Not true ones. They'll be told by regular Dimwit activists, of course. Just as usual.

[lainde]

bttt

[lainde]

bttt

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !! Hilarious letter in your post #40 there, Our man in washington !

DNC looking for your sob story (it's all Bush's fault!)

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[MeekOneGOP]

Ya'll don't miss #40. I am still laughing ! ...

[Fresh Wind]

I am Jack Sherack and I wrote this:

Thanks to that bastard bush, my business failed and I am broke. I had the exclusive franchise to distribute Grecian Formula in Iraq and now nobody there uses it anymore. Please email me information on how to vote democratic. I am so pissed off I want to vote many times for whoever runs. I want to register my father and mother who died several years ago and my dog Gerhardt. Thank you and may God **** on America!

[JustPiper]

BumPing ;)

[JustPiper]

ping ;)

[Happy2BMe]

"In just a few days, Bush will give his State of the Union address, where he'll distort his record to paint the best picture he can for his reelection campaign."

What else can we expect from a socialist Democrat?

Bush operates out of a truthful, honest conscience because he is just that - a truthful, honest man.

We cannot say that for any Democrat that has served in the White House in our lifetimes - that's for sure.

Clinton's mouth opens up and there are so many lies that fly forth, he has to lie to cover the lies.

Thank God there we have a leader with integrity. At one time, integrity was a required qualification to serve in American politics. In this day and age, integrity is almost looked on as a handicap.

[Happy2BMe]

OMIW - that's one of the few times I've laughed in days.

What a RIOT!

"I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor."

Saddam lost his job to foreign labor ping!

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[DrewsDad]

That's great.

If you are still editting, maybe you can add something about only France, InternationalAnswer, the Dixie Chicks, and certain Hollywood elites and democratic presidential candidates gave me comfort.

[TxBec]

::: golf clap :::

[FBD]

"Here is a contest. See who can get the DNC to publish their fictious story!"

That's actually a pretty good idea! Except...most of the stories Democrats use are *fictitious* anyway, so who would know the differance?

A better idea might be to flood them with their own examples of bogus stories that the Dems have made up themselves.

* Some examples:

Howard Dean claims he had to deal with a young girl who was raped by her father, and couldn't get an abortion, because of parental notice requirments; the story has proven to be false.

Dick Gephart knows all sorts of people with all sorts of problems...including his mother, who can't afford to take care of herself. Hey Dick, how 'bout taking care of your own Mom?

Clinton recalls black churches burning down in his hometown as a boy; research has shown there weren't any on record though.

* Hillary claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary after he climbed Mt. Everest; problem is, she was already 4 years old.

I'm sure everyone can think of quite a few good examples of their own...

[FBD]

Excellant post!